Nick Against the World (48 Viewers)

[Enron]

what the hell has this thread degenerated into ??

Apparently some sort of verbal scuffle between SingJuveSing and Fecal Samatar. Times they are a changing. Must be the economy.

 

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[Fecal Samatar]

Apparently some sort of verbal scuffle between SingJuveSing and Fecal Samatar. Times they are a changing. Must be the economy.

You see bottom last page and see i end argument coz dat chink no refute my facts.

 

[.zero]

Chink please. You talk lots bout be smart but no smart chinks. Looks at your chink lympics last summer. Dumbest Lympics ever. Chink govment says CULTURE revlution? What dat mean? It mean evybody read same book. One book, dat's culture? No, dat's stupid chinks. Chink govment say only have one baby, so rural chink have two baby and govment kill one chink baby. BUT chink parents make more coz chinks love to fuck. So govment finds new way - poisen chinks with bad milk an lead paints in da toys. Fuck stupid chinks. So, I invite to Somali to come fuck and make all da little chink babies dey want and den dey starve to dead. Serves em right, stupid bastard.

Big brain pan? OK. We just make coffins wider now at da top end.

classic stuff right there

 

[The Pado]

Settle down Fec and Sing. If you guys are going to go all racial on us, you really should settle on one common language.

 

[.zero]

it sounds like the general dialogue on the train. you know its a discussion but both parties are speaking 2 different languages

 

[Fecal Samatar]

I speaks English. Sing speaks Chink wid little English thown in. But we unerstan each other good. Anyway we resolve our difference now.

Turn out dat Singjuve was one of da chinks here in Somali starving to dead. But I give him some rice dat I got from good friend pirates (Chinks love rice!). I feed him coz we settle dispute by both dropping pants and see real winner.

 

[The Pado]

I speaks English. Sing speaks Chink wid little English thown in. But we unerstan each other good. Anyway we resolve our difference now.

Turn out dat Singjuve was one of da chinks here in Somali starving to dead. But I give him some rice dat I got from good friend pirates (Chinks love rice!). I feed him coz we settle dispute by both dropping pants and see real winner.

OK, that reminds me of a popular t-shirt from the 1980's:
"The one who dies with the biggest dick wins"

 

[swag]

Somewhere in Somalia, there are chickenegros wearing SingJuveSing T-shirts from Zazzle.com...

 

[SingJuveSing]

yoo risen me, i rill nev cum der cuz dat prace iz fo gays an i iz nut gays i iz reel man an i rike eet chikren to so don says i rike onry rice DAT NOT TLUE! i ulso rike pussy tang to but yoo wan deek up yo but

so i ses you iz a fruck tardre

eet my DECK!

 

[The Pado]

Over the summer I said, "We don't need no stinkin' Amauri". I was wrong. Amauri has been fantastic. He strong like bull and score like Pippo. My mistake.

 

[Dostoevsky]

He's a beast

worth every penny.

 

[swag]

Over the summer I said, "We don't need no stinkin' Amauri". I was wrong. Amauri has been fantastic. He strong like bull and score like Pippo. My mistake.

I thought he would be pretty good. I didn't expect him to be franchise-good.

And in the "Did you say 'flapping your gums' or 'fapping in your gum'?" department...

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1229108514/Janitor_Caught_Masturbating_in_School_on_CCTV

Burke??

 

[The Pado]

I damn near shit my pants in Total Wine tonight. My daughter and I were picking out some bottles of Barbera di Asti when I doubled over with the worst case of Chickenegro's revenge. I sped home and pissed out my ass. I think some fucker poisoned me. Again.

 

[The Pado]

yoo risen me, i rill nev cum der cuz dat prace iz fo gays an i iz nut gays i iz reel man an i rike eet chikren to so don says i rike onry rice DAT NOT TLUE! i ulso rike pussy tang to but yoo wan deek up yo but

so i ses you iz a fruck tardre

eet my DECK!

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude, on behalf of all Asians (except one) . . . shut the fuck up.

The one Asian I refuse to speak for is this guy
:jvefan:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I thought he would be pretty good. I didn't expect him to be franchise-good.

And in the "Did you say 'flapping your gums' or 'fapping in your gum'?" department...

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1229108514/Janitor_Caught_Masturbating_in_School_on_CCTV

Burke??

That's my uncle, he's such a dumbass.

You do that ON the desk, no on the gum then put it back on the desk. That is too sly, you have to let everyone know that you are ballsy, put that fap juice right on her keyboard.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I damn near shit my pants in Total Wine tonight. My daughter and I were picking out some bottles of Barbera di Asti when I doubled over with the worst case of Chickenegro's revenge. I sped home and pissed out my ass. I think some fucker poisoned me. Again.

 

[.zero]

I speaks English. Sing speaks Chink wid little English thown in. But we unerstan each other good. Anyway we resolve our difference now.

Turn out dat Singjuve was one of da chinks here in Somali starving to dead. But I give him some rice dat I got from good friend pirates (Chinks love rice!). I feed him coz we settle dispute by both dropping pants and see real winner.

 

[The Pado]

ABC News is sniffing round The Pado, but The Pado blames it all on Massimo Moratti, the insane clown chairman.

http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=6498558&page=1

 

[Bjerknes]

ABC News is sniffing round The Pado, but The Pado blames it all on Massimo Moratti.

http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=6498558&page=1

Jesus Christ, Pado. You're defending a gang of Insane Clown Posse fans?

It doesn't get any crazier than that.

People from Detroit don't even like that shit.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

ABC News is sniffing round The Pado, but The Pado blames it all on Massimo Moratti, the insane clown chairman.

http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=6498558&page=1

motions in limine galore!

did you take on this case to drown the sorrows of your GB fudgepacking failures?