Nick Against the World (32 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Yea, which is why we each bring over 4 sleeping bags each weekend as a sort of "guess which bag I didn't shit in". The problem is one of us ends up waking up in a hung over mindset wondering if we have Alabama Brown or Mississippi Yellow all over our lower extremities.

Stop! You fuckers are killing me

 

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[The Pado]

I think you should just submit this entire thread to some AI language processor. What comes out the other end will most assuredly be something like this:



That's all you need to know.

LOL!
That's about right.

 

[Enron]

Who wants to Skype it up?

 

[Fecal Samatar]

You talk bout da midget Rick, right? I tink that da guy call Inccborosno yes? I no like Rick. He mean. Dr. Juve right, Rick is a Chink Chunk.

 

[swag]

So word on the street has it that Silvio Berlusconi is looking into Maldini rejuvenation surgery.

For the man who has had everything...

 

[.zero]

well if worse comes to worse

http://www.revirgination.net/

 

[Enron]

What's up with the whole editing posts thing? I like beer with queers. It totally takes the fun factor out of this place.

So gay.

 

[swag]

No idea what you're talking about, E.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

V0983475ual's post I edited in my thread.

 

[Enron]

Who edited my posts? Thats really mature guys. PREEEZE.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I didn't do shit to you...

 

[Enron]

No idea what you're talking about, E.

Whatever you say Mr. Police State. First its our posts next its our corn holes. And I ain't sayin' preeze to no one.

 

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[SingJuveSing]

hoo di guy fuck my mothers call all us chink abouut chiknegro? yoo wan splain dis abut to mee an how yoos cum clusun bout how is yoo huv evdence bout us chink

an yoo wunld hav 38 mutre punis, cunt use ut cunt do nothin bettuh be srall rike me dumas black kin man chink all ova yoo 3.8 cenmetre punis

 

[Vinman]

hoo di guy fuck my mothers call all us chink abouut chiknegro? yoo wan splain dis abut to mee an how yoos cum clusun bout how is yoo huv evdence bout us chink

an yoo wunld hav 38 mutre punis, cunt use ut cunt do nothin bettuh be srall rike me dumas black kin man chink all ova yoo 3.8 cenmetre punis

do I have to get my wife to translate this ??

 

[Fecal Samatar]

hoo di guy fuck my mothers call all us chink abouut chiknegro? yoo wan splain dis abut to mee an how yoos cum clusun bout how is yoo huv evdence bout us chink

an yoo wunld hav 38 mutre punis, cunt use ut cunt do nothin bettuh be srall rike me dumas black kin man chink all ova yoo 3.8 cenmetre punis

Is dis a real Chink or made up chink? You no unerstan bout Chickenegro but I make simple so chink can learn. You come to Somali so I can starve you and your little chink babies to dead. You give me one Cialis and I get 6-hour election and my 38 metres crash down on chink village and make all chink dead.

Dats who Samatar is. I no know you, but you talk like clu-clu.:jvefan:

 

[SingJuveSing]

i wuld lik defin fist for yoo dat i is not chink i is chinamese or chunaman NO CHINK IN DIS BODY an to defin fo yoo chink is fo mongrorian an thairander and chink peeples lern bettah dan arfrican peeples rook at smurtus preson arive dey is arr chink o chinamese

an i wus not erva gon go tah sumoria cuz dat iz dum no chinamese der an any dat iz dere is weetarded cuz dat not homrand an yoo tralk all dat murdur sheet but culdnt krill trime yoo onry jelus dat i eet erday an i eet lice erday wich yoo mak sund ver bad but nots troo cuz lice mos eeten ting on urf an ur 38 mutre punis iz nut scar mee cuz i am 4rf dugree rellow bel kungfu su i ses clash dat chink villug an i clash yo fruckerin hed

an i tralk clu clu cuz yoo no hav clu clu yoo min iz so blunk becuz all blud in body go punis and no hav blud run mind dat why chink so smurt cuz we gots smrall punis an nuff blud alway run hour suprerior brainpan

DUH FUCKS MY MOTHER GUY!

 

[Vinman]

what the hell has this thread degenerated into ??

 

[.zero]

this is a great dialogue, lets enjoy this one

 

[Fecal Samatar]

Chink please. You talk lots bout be smart but no smart chinks. Looks at your chink lympics last summer. Dumbest Lympics ever. Chink govment says CULTURE revlution? What dat mean? It mean evybody read same book. One book, dat's culture? No, dat's stupid chinks. Chink govment say only have one baby, so rural chink have two baby and govment kill one chink baby. BUT chink parents make more coz chinks love to fuck. So govment finds new way - poisen chinks with bad milk an lead paints in da toys. Fuck stupid chinks. So, I invite to Somali to come fuck and make all da little chink babies dey want and den dey starve to dead. Serves em right, stupid bastard.

Big brain pan? OK. We just make coffins wider now at da top end.