Nick Against the World (66 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

Beautiful. Short legs, short bodies, skin as black as oil, long necks like Giraffe. Hair braided in traditional rows. Hot Hot. Necks must get stretched beginning at birth to continue tribal existence. Samatar men have 38 meters of weee and it has to somewhere in dat short little body.

No Samatar gays?

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Fecal, dis wuz my buthah Todd:

 

[Fecal Samatar]

No Samatar gays?

NO! We are forced to follow Sharia Law which makes gay punishable by death. So, if you are secret gay you still make weeeee with ladies even though you no like it, it better than no weeee at all. Cause your dead. Dead and no make weeee. But with 38 meters, you can be kissing lady in public while your peepee is round the back of da house making sexy with man an nobody know.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

38 meter of weeee must be hard to do stuff with that much skin, how wide is your weee?

 

[Fecal Samatar]

38 meter of weeee must be hard to do stuff with that much skin, how wide is your weee?

You live in America? They sell something called Garden Hose? Yes, that is just what it look like Garden Hose.

 

[Bjerknes]

Dingo eat ya penis weeeeeee

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You live in America? They sell something called Garden Hose? Yes, that is just what it look like Garden Hose.

You are not big like me then?

 

[Fecal Samatar]

Wow michael, you can fuck your own ass too. Your weee too fat. mine just right. your balls look much smaller in Ballz Out Suit. Must be cold cold in West Virginia?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Very cold like Murmansk.

 

[The Pado]

The dumbest fuck in football - Alexi Lalas has finally, finally, finally had his shit ass behind canned. The Galaxy fired his ass because he has sucked shit for 3-plus years and the team cannot make the playoffs as long as he is running it. Ruud Gullit jumped off that sinking ship right before Lalas got his due.

 

[Bjerknes]

The dumbest fuck in football - Alexi Lalas has finally, finally, finally had his shit ass behind canned. The Galaxy fired his ass because he has sucked shit for 3-plus years and the team cannot make the playoffs as long as he is running it. Ruud Gullit jumped off that sinking ship right before Lalas got his due.

YES! FUCK YOU LALAS!

Only thing I'd be worried about though is that they give him a job with the national team.

 

[Bjerknes]

Cobi Jones has taken over for LA.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The dumbest fuck in football - Alexi Lalas has finally, finally, finally had his shit ass behind canned. The Galaxy fired his ass because he has sucked shit for 3-plus years and the team cannot make the playoffs as long as he is running it. Ruud Gullit jumped off that sinking ship right before Lalas got his due.

SWEET SWEET SWEET!

I fucking hate himmmm......

Cobi Jones has taken over for LA.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Shower>Beer/Cig Run>Drunk>Skype>Masturbation>Sleep


That's my sched, starting now.....

 

[The Pado]

Hey Michael, the Burke Store called and they're running out of you.

 

[The Pado]

Shower>Beer/Cig Run>Drunk>Skype>Masturbation>Sleep


That's my sched, starting now.....

Go home, rope the old lady, watch Green Bay until Rodgers calls it a night, rope one of my whores, get on NATW, pretend to be silly African kid, print out picture of Claire, beat my meat until I loose consciousness, get up and shower before work.

That's my sched, starting now.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Go home, rope the old lady, watch Green Bay until Rodgers calls it a night, rope one of my whores, get on NATW, pretend to be silly African kid, print out picture of Claire, beat my meat until I loose consciousness, get up and shower before work.

That's my sched, starting now.

Like it...

 

[Bjerknes]

I'm going to bomb this place and that's it, I'm done.

http://www.padovanoandzillioux.com/

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

BLOOM!

 

[Bjerknes]

"Robert K. Padovano received his B.A. from N.C. State University in Raleigh, North Carolina and his J.D. from Thomas Cooley Law School in Lansing, MI and is admitted the the State Bar of North Carolina. Mr. Padovano's practice is focused in the areas of Criminal and Traffic Law."

Pontificating NC Law are we, Pado?