Nick Against the World (69 Viewers)

[Fecal Samatar]

Now u unerstan? I say hate Chinks and I told you so. Chinks stab people at Lympics.

Well, Chinks no funny no more. We play good joke on Chinks. Dey come to Somali and make us learn dey're frucked up Chinker language so we speak Chink and dey promise to help us from Chickenegro. Say no speak Engrish no more, you speak Chinko an we hep. Dey no hep none.

We say you Chinks can only have one baby in your country. Have 2 baby and government kill your other baby. No one fucks as much as Chinks. Man, dey love to fuck. So Samatars say, "Chinks, move to Somali and you do your Chink fucking and have 10, 12 babies, all you want. Den here is joke - no food in Somali for little Chink babies. Dey all starve and now Chinks dead. Oh we laugh bout dat one. Stupid chinks and their fucking.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yeah, that fucked up lady had a blog where she claimed that her two borthers, window washers at Westminster Abbey who died in the 7/07 attacks, knew about the Mi5 screw-up and agents moved in blew their heads off and each head flew over the Eye and plunged down into the Thames. Could never happen.

Now u unerstan? I say hate Chinks and I told you so. Chinks stab people at Lympics.

Well, Chinks no funny no more. We play good joke on Chinks. Dey come to Somali and make us learn dey're frucked up Chinker language so we speak Chink and dey promise to help us from Chickenegro. Say no speak Engrish no more, you speak Chinko an we hep. Dey no hep none.

We say you Chinks can only have one baby in your country. Have 2 baby and government kill your other baby. No one fucks as much as Chinks. Man, dey love to fuck. So Samatars say, "Chinks, move to Somali and you do your Chink fucking and have 10, 12 babies, all you want. Den here is joke - no food in Somali for little Chink babies. Dey all starve and now Chinks dead. Oh we laugh bout dat one. Stupid chinks and their fucking.

 

[Bjerknes]

Burke get on Skype you're wigging me out...

 

[The Pado]

Oh Andrew, don't be so . . .

 

[The Pado]

OK, it's not Ballz Out, but it's the best I could do on short notice. Get your Hardies out:

 

[swag]

Oh Andrew, don't be so . . .

Thanks to that graphic, I just realized that "Lana" is "anal" backwards.

OK, it's not Ballz Out, but it's the best I could do on short notice. Get your Hardies out:

In the words of Mars Blackmon, "It's gotta be the shoes!"

 

[Bjerknes]

OK, it's not Ballz Out, but it's the best I could do on short notice. Get your Hardies out:

You tell that bitch.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Is that really a girl you know, Pado?

 

[The Pado]

Is that really a girl you know, Pado?

That's the girl my wife doesn't know about. She knows about Claire.

 

[Bjerknes]

Robert Padovano, you're my hero.

 

[The Pado]

Really just a bunch of bored housewives who have ventured into online porn and sell memberships. They are based in NC and I therefore have a business relationship with the ladies, because they run afoul of the law. But I don't get to touch. Sometimes they email greetings like the one above, but I keep telling them I can't beat off to it unless I see the shoes.

 

[Bjerknes]

Really just a bunch of bored housewives who have ventured into online porn and sell memberships. They are based in NC and I therefore have a business relationship with the ladies, because they run afoul of the law. But I don't get to touch. Sometimes they email greetings like the one above, but I keep telling them I can't beat off to it unless I see the shoes.

Post up some more pics yo. You know, the "better" ones.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That's the girl my wife doesn't know about. She knows about Claire.

One question, are you serious?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Really just a bunch of bored housewives who have ventured into online porn and sell memberships. They are based in NC and I therefore have a business relationship with the ladies, because they run afoul of the law. But I don't get to touch. Sometimes they email greetings like the one above, but I keep telling them I can't beat off to it unless I see the shoes.

Dude, if you are serious, get one to write this:

"Burke Merk"

 

[The Pado]

Dude, if you are serious, get one to write this:

"Burke Merk"

What if I get my wife to pose just like that and write Markus Merk?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Don't dis that guy, It's Dr. Markus Merk.

(He's a dentist for Christ's sake and runs 2 or 3 orphanages in India, he's a German hero, seriously, he got a medal for his shit this past year.)


But in any case, I would accept it....

 

[swag]

Really just a bunch of bored housewives who have ventured into online porn and sell memberships. They are based in NC and I therefore have a business relationship with the ladies, because they run afoul of the law. But I don't get to touch. Sometimes they email greetings like the one above, but I keep telling them I can't beat off to it unless I see the shoes.

One question: Do you take visa or mastercard?

 

[The Pado]

Don't dis that guy, It's Dr. Markus Merk.

(He's a dentist for Christ's sake and runs 2 or 3 orphanages in India, he's a German hero, seriously, he got a medal for his shit this past year.)


But in any case, I would accept it....

. . . OK then, Mr. Sensitive . . . NO WHORE PORN FOR YOU!


Next.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

CUMMON, MR. CLEAN!

 

[The Pado]

One question: Do you take visa or mastercard?

I have not bought a membership. But yes, they do accept credit cards.