One time, at Witch Doctor Camp, a big Chickenegro teenager held me on ground and held giant magnifying glass over my face and melted my lips. Good thing for me when Samatars are born, parents sew dinner plates in children's lips so lips no melt. Sometimes when I eat at Larvae Invested Rice Bell an I get crayola squirts, I wish I had giant magnify glass for my asshole and burn it like paper.