Nick Against the World (69 Viewers)
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I have a Garden Weasel in my pants. Does that count?
"For the rest of my life...."
Actually, this sounds like a way of life that can become the foundation for a commune in Suriname where everyone brings their families, learns how to perfect their lifestyle at this art, and then commits mass suicide by drinking Kool Aid poisoned with coffee cans shat in by chickenegros.
In other words, count me in. :thumbs:
Cary, NC? Dang. And to think I used to live in Durham, where could take the 15-501 to the Agnes Moorehead III freeway and head up there with my own pipe bomb...
"For the rest of my life...."
Actually, this sounds like a way of life that can become the foundation for a commune in Suriname where everyone brings their families, learns how to perfect their lifestyle at this art, and then commits mass suicide by drinking Kool Aid poisoned with coffee cans shat in by chickenegros.
In other words, count me in. :thumbs:
Cary, NC? Dang. And to think I used to live in Durham, where could take the 15-501 to the Agnes Moorehead III freeway and head up there with my own pipe bomb...
Old address. That web page hasn't been updated since the day it was created. We left Cary last month, in favor of Raleigh and Clayton. PM me for bombing instructions.
Man, you really need to update that stuff. I can just imagine all those crazies down in North Carolina getting into trouble and looking up a lawyer. They Google search for lawyers in Cary, find the pleasant-sounding Padovano & Zillioux, and proceed to drive to the office. Once they get there, they are amazed to find that you've moved out. Your potential clients have now missed their court date and are going to jail.
Time to have your secretary screen all packages and start up your car. :analcanon:
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