Nick Against the World (97 Viewers)

[JCK]

Why can't we encourage new members like Fecal Samatar to come here and masturate responsibly over my photos, without all this ill-will and animosity. That's the Juventuz I want to be a part of one day.

But at the same time you are not updating the regular members with newer photos to masturate over.

 

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[Turdhead]

Ok then, get your knobs out. Less than 1 minute old.

 

[Turdhead]

Pado, my breasts are small but you can come on them.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

amy winehouse?

 

[Turdhead]

amy winehouse?

Yeah the SPIT.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Yeah the SPIT.

spit roast?

 

[The Pado]

Do you want a new one buddy? Or do you prefer them young?

I'll take a new one, preferably dressed in a business suit. That would be the heat.

 

[The Pado]

Pado, my breasts are small but you can come on them.

I actually like them small, unless I'm beating off to porn of course. Anyway, looking good.

 

[Fecal Samatar]

Oye I hate the censors caught me with new pic to masbate. I govnor take my computer part and yell and now my penis locked in public stocks for 14 days. You no know Somalia public stock, bad bad, you get penis in und you can only peepee in your own socks.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ok then, get your knobs out. Less than 1 minute old.

I want to eat your pussy right now...

Pado, my breasts are small but you can come on them.

I'd pay to see that...

Yeah the SPIT.

I think you mean SPIC!

I actually like them small, unless I'm beating off to porn of course. Anyway, looking good.

Word, I do too, tall, thin, small tits and ass, long slender muscular legs.

I think I am going to beat off right now, come to think of it....

Oye I hate the censors caught me with new pic to masbate. I govnor take my computer part and yell and now my penis locked in public stocks for 14 days. You no know Somalia public stock, bad bad, you get penis in und you can only peepee in your own socks.

Masbate alllllll DAY!

 

[Enron]

Ok then, get your knobs out. Less than 1 minute old.

Meh... Unimpressive. Still... could be avatar worthy.

 

[The Pado]

I can't pull my knob out until later, but I'm looking forward to it. Just signed the new Meat Beat Manifesto. My name is after Ted Kaczynski (Unabomber or Duke Basketball coach?).

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Bro, what the fuck are you talking about?

 

[The Pado]

Ok boys, get your dicks out, it's time to play "One of These Things is Not Like the Others"

 

[The Pado]

Bro, what the fuck are you talking about?

Enron? Yeah, that pussy-whipped bastard is unimpressed.

 

[Enron]

Enron? Yeah, that pussy-whipped bastard is unimpressed.

Come on Pado, that pic is just like every other pic I've wanked over for the last 10 years or so. Is it wrong for a guy to ask for a little imagination every no and then. You know a Bo Peep or Dorothy costume or some fucking sparkle in her eyes. Geez man you've got to up your game or you fall into oblivion!

 

[The Pado]

Come on Pado, that pic is just like every other pic I've wanked over for the last 10 years or so. Is it wrong for a guy to ask for a little imagination every no and then. You know a Bo Peep or Dorothy costume or some fucking sparkle in her eyes. Geez man you've got to up your game or you fall into oblivion!

As Captain Jack Sparrow would say, "Ahh, but you have wanked over her"

Dude, I would agree with you but for the fact that it is just a simple pic of her, not a porno shoot.

 

[Enron]

As Captain Jack Sparrow would say, "Ahh, but you have wanked over her"

Dude, I would agree with you but for the fact that it is just a simple pic of her, not a porno shoot.

Maybe I'm just spoiled with upper lever smut. But when I read a caption that says "Alright boys knobs out" or whatever. I expect something special.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ok boys, get your dicks out, it's time to play "One of These Things is Not Like the Others"

None of those fucking things looks anything alike.

Maybe I'm just spoiled with upper lever smut. But when I read a caption that says "Alright boys knobs out" or whatever. I expect something special.

Couldn't agree more.

 

[The Pado]

None of those fucking things looks anything alike.

Right. The Unabomber Sketch that the FBI relied upon for years looked nothing like the guy they were looking for. The third guy is just a penis sucker who happens to have a Polish surname.