Nick Against the World (65 Viewers)

[The Pado]

The Masturbate debate:

If you were hanging off a cliff, and could beat off to only one Juventuz Forum poster's picture who's would it be?

The nominees are:

1. Claire
2. Blandest
3. Turdhead
4. Iheartimmos
5. Burke
6. Monkey who pisses in own mouth.


I'm going with Iheartimmos. She is a bit sexier than the others.

 

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[Fecal Samatar]

Dear sexxy internet girlfriend I like you so much your picture. I am Fecal Coliform Samatar, son of Fecal Coliform Bacteria Samatar, and I be almost marrying age. Will you come to my Somalia and be my female of the species and I smash you on head with big yellow banana until we all say weeeeeeeeeeeeee?

 

[The Pado]

There have not been many Vinman sightings lately. I think that war criminal G.W. Bush had him killed. Or, maybe that was G.W. Bailey.

 

[Bjerknes]

Vinni was banned. People were insulting him and he responded in his usual more fervent manner. Thankfully, though, it's not a permanent ban.

 

[.zero]

The Masturbate debate:

If you were hanging off a cliff, and could beat off to only one Juventuz Forum poster's picture who's would it be?

The nominees are:

1. Claire
2. Blandest
3. Turdhead
4. Iheartimmos
5. Burke
6. Monkey who pisses in own mouth.


I'm going with Iheartimmos. She is a bit sexier than the others.

it was tough but i'm gonna have to go with #6 Monkey who pisses in own mouth.

it just feels right

 

[Enron]

Vinni was banned. People were insulting him and he responded in his usual more fervent manner. Thankfully, though, it's not a permanent ban.

Vinni should never be banned. It's not good for the future.

 

[swag]

I was going for "Spank Thru pissing in my mouth", but it wasn't clear if Pado was going to allow multiple choice.

 

[The Pado]

At least you didn't go for the toothless hag in the West Virginia Quickie Mart who sells Burke his smokes and busts his ass for trying to buy 3 cases of beer at 1:52 a.m.

 

[The Pado]

Vinni should never be banned. It's not good for the future.

Show us your hardie.



I'll take you to Hardees.

 

[swag]

The Hardee Boys' "Mystery of the Burning Rectum"?

I always figured it was Parker Stevenson doing the reach-arounds on Shaun Cassidy -- and not the other way around.

 

[The Pado]

The Hardee Boys' "Mystery of the Burning Rectum"?

I always figured it was Parker Stevenson doing the reach-arounds on Shaun Cassidy -- and not the other way around.

Yet another example of how Ballz Out pants would have facilitated the blossoming of another romance.

 

[The Pado]

Today's polls questions:

1. Who do middle class Germans hate the most?

a) Polish Immos
b) Turkish Immos
c) Former East Germans


2. Who does Claire hate most?

a) Negroes
b) Cops
c) Cops who beat Negroes

 

[JCK]

1. b
2. c

 

[Bjerknes]

Today's polls questions:

1. Who do middle class Germans hate the most?

d. Jewbags


2. Who does Claire hate most?

d. Jewbag Americans

That's it.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

POTAHTO

Yea, I wasn't around....

You are charming.

Well thanks....

I am not impressive, but I am here. Impressive people are not here, they are working in Zara. So be more greatful and show me your hardie. 4-5 years down the line and Burke will still have that on his hard drive giving him a hardie. Be more like Burke.

Too bad this is true....

Dammitt Mikeey! Patato.

Dude, after I talked to you on the phone yesterday I ended up going to Shep to see some chick and get wasted....

Set me up one then.

Careful Eazy, she's using you.....

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

There have not been many Vinman sightings lately. I think that war criminal G.W. Bush had him killed. Or, maybe that was G.W. Bailey.

He's banned for another 7 days or so...

it was tough but i'm gonna have to go with #6 Monkey who pisses in own mouth.

it just feels right

you feel right

At least you didn't go for the toothless hag in the West Virginia Quickie Mart who sells Burke his smokes and busts his ass for trying to buy 3 cases of beer at 1:52 a.m.

1:52 AM is still legal here.

The Masturbate debate:

If you were hanging off a cliff, and could beat off to only one Juventuz Forum poster's picture who's would it be?

The nominees are:

1. Claire
2. Blandest
3. Turdhead
4. Iheartimmos
5. Burke
6. Monkey who pisses in own mouth.


I'm going with Iheartimmos. She is a bit sexier than the others.

7: the two negroes who have sea cucumbers sticking out of their mouths while carrying one of their friends to the over because he's dipped in flour.

Today's polls questions:

1. Who do middle class Germans hate the most?

a) Polish Immos
b) Turkish Immos
c) Former East Germans


2. Who does Claire hate most?

a) Negroes
b) Cops
c) Cops who beat Negroes

B and B

 

[swag]

1. b
2. c

No fair, Jack. You obviously have the Teacher's Edition.

 

[.zero]

c & b

 

[JCK]

No fair, Jack. You obviously have the Teacher's Edition.

Actually I have next week's issue.

 

[Enron]

Careful Eazy, she's using you.....

In that case I think I'll roast a nice POTAHTO. Wat du yoo tink?