I think Coach K is a great coach, and I like him. Your hatred is unsounded and based solely on your hatred of the school, primarily because they are a great team and kick ass.
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You are so wrong. I like Duke a lot. I hate Coach K because he is a shitty guy. I don't care if he's a great coach or not. He pretends to be some kind of god, but his vocabulary is extremely limited to phrases that contain, at minimum, 7 "fuck"'s. He has a tiny little mouth that produces a very whiney voice, so it always sound like he's going to cry. He is by far the most important and most visible personality at that university, but when the national media was entrenched in Durham for over a year, Mike K was locked away so deep in Hitler's bunker that his dingleberries turned into diamonds. All out of fear that he might come down on the wrong side of a race/gender/or city v. campus issue.
But, what really broke my kiester was one night, sitting near the Duke bench at an NC State v. Duke game, when early in the first half the referee called 12 consecutive fouls against State (probably all were legitimate calls). Then, the 13th call was the first against Duke and Mike K came running on to the floor, arms outstreched and he actually blasted the ref with, "C'mon Billy, you gotta call it both ways. They've done that to us the last 3 trips down and you didn't call it."
For me, that was the end.
But, what really broke my kiester was one night, sitting near the Duke bench at an NC State v. Duke game, when early in the first half the referee called 12 consecutive fouls against State (probably all were legitimate calls). Then, the 13th call was the first against Duke and Mike K came running on to the floor, arms outstreched and he actually blasted the ref with, "C'mon Billy, you gotta call it both ways. They've done that to us the last 3 trips down and you didn't call it."
For me, that was the end.
Count me out then. There are few things I enjoyed more in life than taking parts of the wood bonfires in Chapel Hill up to Durham to run through campus yelling, "Burn, Duke, burn!!!"
It's the mouth of a lamprey. I would be afraid to get in the same swimming pool as the guy for fear he would plant his sucker-like mouth on my chest and feed off of me like that for the next 20 years.
Kind of like what he's done to the University.
Kind of like what I was going to do to Claire's small breasts with my knob out in full flight-simulator mode.
It's the mouth of a lamprey. I would be afraid to get in the same swimming pool as the guy for fear he would plant his sucker-like mouth on my chest and feed off of me like that for the next 20 years.
Kind of like what he's done to the University.
Kind of like what I was going to do to Claire's small breasts with my knob out in full flight-simulator mode.
