Virgin-eating waffles, the lot of you.
...........WELL, GENTLEMAN, when the posts hit the forum, some guys type and some guys don't. Here's Andy, facing the fire, and there's Seven, hiding in big daddy's pocket. And what are you doin'? You goin' reward Seven, and destroy Andy. I don't know who posted at this place, William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryan, William Tell, whoever, their spirit is DEAD.......if they ever had one, it's gone. You buildin' a rat-ship here, a vessel for internet going fuckfaces, and if you think you are preparing these posters for posting, you better think again. I say you are killing the very spirit the institution proclaims it instills! What a sham, what kind of a show are you mods putting on here today? The only class in this act, is posting next to me, and I'm here to tell you his keyboard is INTACT, it's non-negotiable. Know how I know? Someone here, and I'm not goin' say who (Seven), offered to post for him, only Andy here wasn't sellin'...... "Out of order, I'll show you outta order! You don't know what outta order is, Mr. Gobert! I'd show you but I'm too white; I'm too far away; I'm too fuckin' American. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a FLAME-THROWER to this place! Outta order. Who the hell you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could post. And I have posted, boys like these, younger than these, their posts edited, their letters deleted. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated post; there is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sendin' this splendid foot-soldier back home to Pennsylvania with his tail between his legs, but I say you are executin' his POSTS!! And why?! Because he's not a true Juve fan! Juve fans, ya fuck up this boy, you're going to be Juve Bums, the lot of ya. And Bozi, Vinny, Nick, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU too!
Merry fuckin' New Year, ya fuckers.
Message to Earnie "I wear my football boots three sizes too small" Stewart:
GROW UP, YA FAGGOT
You all need to read the book, "How I get Small Clothes" by Ernie Stewart
glad I didnt freeze my ass off at the "Winter Classic" here in Buffalo today
73,000 fans watching an NHL hockey game....thats a record
we proved today that we are truly "Hockeytown"....
but the fans here deserve more than management is giving us in terms of quality players, which is why we'll never win the Stanley Cup
I know Andy is going to laugh at this....
See what I mean?
@Greg
General Tso's?! I haven't had such goodness in weeks!
I'd take that heartattack in a handbasket over fillet mignon and broilled scallops anyday of the week.
You need to take a class in "how the space b a r works."
You, sir, seem to be a fantastic gift-giver.
Best gift I received this Christmas was Jim Cramer's book Mad Money. That's some good reading for young investors.
Listen up, that's gay. Listen closer, READER, why not READ, asshole.....
READER!
Buy on AliExpress.com
-- we'll need :waxit:. 
