Hey, homies. Hope you all are having a great set of holidays... the way that a dead Anna Nicole Smith has a great decomposing set of milk wagons.
the chinese food + movie routine
Ha! Had Chinese food Christmas night (General Tso's, Andy! :lick

in a Chinese restaurant while watching the Lakers and Suns play a sport I forgot existed.
I'm sure some guys in here still jack off to photos of Anna Nicole...so dont feel too bad
One thing...No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool...in bed
Yeah, she oughta be...'cause Ethyl's dead :skull:
Not enough necrophilia references around here these days. And it's the high holy days, for chrissake...
You fucking good for nothing, irritating, annoying, stupid, badmouthed wankers.
:hug: And a Happy New Year to you, Andries. May the new year be filled with waffles and collapsing buildings and bridges.
Jesus Christ himself would hate the Patriots... Belichick divorced for a hotter wife.
A hotter wife? A better indication of damnation to hell would be divorcing for a younger and homely wife.
Ahhh, those NE Patriots. From Steve Grogan to this...
And btw, fuck Jim Plunkett and his sorry ass.
ßöмßäяdîëя;1527408 said:
Don't they have a Heisman-like trophy for the Fappy Award every year? :vinny: Someone has to make that up.
If you guys are looking for an emcee, let me know. I just ain't wearing pumps...that's my only condition.