Nick Against the World (175 Viewers)

KB824

KB824

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Sep 16, 2003
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The Pado said:
PADO: "So, where do I sign?"

RECORD CO. EXEC.: "I just don't know if our audience is ready for 16 songs about this guy 'Andy' and his missing penis."

PADO: "Not all of my songs are about cocks. I've got no less than 5 about shitting in things other than a toilet."

EXEC.: "Yes, quite."
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As Negotiations continue:

EXEC.- "You've got 16 songs about a kid named "Andy" and his missing penis........."

PADO- "Yeah, I was thinking about calling the Album "Carry on my Wayward Cock"

EXEC- "OK, OK, anyway.......... this album has potential, however, we need more material than songs about a kid and his mini-schnauzer and shitting into a can of Hills Bros."


PADO- "Well, I have another piece of subject matter that I have some material on, I could tie this all in somehow, and make it a concept album"

EXEC- "I'm listening.."

PADO- "It's called "Arse Fook"

EXEC- "What is that?? "Is it British or something??" "We want material that can reach the Hannah Montana crowd, too you know"

PADO- "Uhhhh, yeah.............Arse Fook is a....................British................................Engery Drink"

EXEC- "Wow. THink of the Marketing Possibilities. "Feel Like Crap??? Try an Arse Fook!!!!" That would be brilliant!!!"

PADO- "Yes, Quite."
 
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