Nick Against the World (63 Viewers)

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,986
Remember when Massimo Marazzina was a leading scorer while playing for that Donkey club and received a few caps from Mr. Trapattoni? "He was da good." But he never really was "da good," he was always da overrated and just bagged a bunch of lucky goals, much like some strikers we are linked with today.

I wanted to watch the match this morning being home and all from the university, but Mr. Burke and Mr. Enron convinced me to go to "Beer House" last night in preparation for "Beer Fest" today, located just south of Winchester, Virginia. The Beer Fest had about 200 beers on showcase and was held at a place where they "put dem n*ggers to work" called Belle Grove Plantation. The only bad thing about Beer Fest was they only gave you little beer tasting glasses and about 12 tasting tickets for $20. It was "da good," and we had a good time.

Except for the fact that I let Burke drive my car. Why do I let Mike Burke drive my car.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,986
Eat deep dirt nigga It's Burke I put in work until it hurt nigga
My style of rhymin is ancient like Aztecs and Mayans
Because I recognize its all about timin
Me and my freestyle alliance practicin African voodoo science
In front of 20 ft. bonfires lookin skyward
Calculating May 5 2000 the nine planets'll be in alignment
The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit
Of a starship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet
With mercury ion rockets
And a big ass "Canibus comin soon" poster on the side of it
I'm known geographically and intergalactically
That's why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me
They even tried kidnappin me
And they would've snatched me
If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity
Engines stalled and failed. Crashed into a farmer's field
And that's really what caused Roswell
Undercover operatives workin for COM 12
Disguised as a nigga signed with a record deal
Lyrically I'm off scale
So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y'all feel
Briusin niggas, confusin niggas like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens
Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles
Hear the wild wolf growl
Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds
Wack niggas wanna be down but its not allowed
Interrupt the cipher unannounced and you'll get punched in the mouth
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,986
20 minutes into the match and both teams' subs are already half used up to replace injured players. You got a MOM performance from Marchisio. You've got Del Piero alternately making great goals and then being an Ibra-like ball hog at the wrong moments. Then Palladino gets replaced with some cancer-stricken circus midget with hydrocephalus and a jersey number that matches his height in cm, and it turns out this guy is good.
:lol2: That's some sick shit right there, Greg.

I should have stayed home and watched the match, then went to Beer Fest with the boys. Goddamnit.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,986

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,986
Damn, did anybody catch the Toronto - Chicago Fire match earlier? Great game.

And setting up an MLS club in Toronto was probably the smartest thing the league has ever done. Great atmosphere with great football fans. Me like.


Oh, and lets go Hammers tomorrow... one point to secure safety.
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
70,794
My style of rhymin is ancient like Aztecs and Mayans
Because I recognize its all about timin
Me and my freestyle alliance practicin African voodoo science
In front of 20 ft. bonfires lookin skyward
Calculating May 5 2000 the nine planets'll be in alignment
The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit
Of a starship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet
With mercury ion rockets
And a big ass "Canibus comin soon" poster on the side of it
I'm known geographically and intergalactically
That's why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me
They even tried kidnappin me
And they would've snatched me
If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity
Engines stalled and failed. Crashed into a farmer's field
And that's really what caused Roswell
Undercover operatives workin for COM 12
Disguised as a nigga signed with a record deal
Lyrically I'm off scale
So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y'all feel
Briusin niggas, confusin niggas like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens
Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles
Hear the wild wolf growl
Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds
Wack niggas wanna be down but its not allowed
Interrupt the cipher unannounced and you'll get punched in the mouth
you think thats rhyming check this shit out lol http://www.dailymotion.com/relevanc...stand/video/xurjd_dizzee-rascal-stand-up-tall
 

Rami

The Linuxologist
Dec 24, 2004
8,065
So that other day a guy from our company’s ad agency passed by and saw me on my desk and noticed my Nedved wallpaper. So he was like, hey Rami you are Juventini? I answered positively, so the guy said “I LOVE Juve, I am the biggest fan in the world!! I watched all the matches this year.” I just smiled and said, “ya I love Juve too.”

So today he passed by and we started talking, so I said “so you saw Bologna?” he said “no, I had to work late.” So I thought well that’s ok that doesn’t really make him any less of a fan. But he quickly followed up with “who won?”, I answered his question with a quick match report. I thought, oh well maybe he just had some emergency yesterday and couldn’t really know.

But I decided to test him, so I said “Giovinco played great yesterday!”, the guy said “who is Giovinco?”. Since I am a patient man, I answered him. Then the guy said “speaking of youngsters, I hear there is a guy named Pala..Pal…no, is he good?”

Hmm, so the guy watched all the matches but didn’t notice Palladino? Biggest fan in the world my ass!! :wallbang:
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
That video was about as original as a Johnny Mathis album cover. :lazy:



So that other day a guy from our company’s ad agency passed by and saw me on my desk and noticed my Nedved wallpaper. So he was like, hey Rami you are Juventini? I answered positively, so the guy said “I LOVE Juve, I am the biggest fan in the world!! I watched all the matches this year.”

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Hmm, so the guy watched all the matches but didn’t notice Palladino? Biggest fan in the world my ass!! :wallbang:
Dude, he's from sales. That should have told you everything right there. If you had a wallpaper of Satan, he would have told you that every weekend he attends blood sacrifices of small children.

Totti's daughter and I share a birthday :weee:

http://www.channel4.com/sport/football_italia/may13h.html

I have new respect for Totti now :p
Some dedication -- they lost to Torino. :shifty:

But happy birthday regardless. :party:
 

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