Nick Against the World (83 Viewers)
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Remember when Massimo Marazzina was a leading scorer while playing for that Donkey club and received a few caps from Mr. Trapattoni? "He was da good." But he never really was "da good," he was always da overrated and just bagged a bunch of lucky goals, much like some strikers we are linked with today.
I wanted to watch the match this morning being home and all from the university, but Mr. Burke and Mr. Enron convinced me to go to "Beer House" last night in preparation for "Beer Fest" today, located just south of Winchester, Virginia. The Beer Fest had about 200 beers on showcase and was held at a place where they "put dem n*ggers to work" called Belle Grove Plantation. The only bad thing about Beer Fest was they only gave you little beer tasting glasses and about 12 tasting tickets for $20. It was "da good," and we had a good time.
Except for the fact that I let Burke drive my car. Why do I let Mike Burke drive my car.
I wanted to watch the match this morning being home and all from the university, but Mr. Burke and Mr. Enron convinced me to go to "Beer House" last night in preparation for "Beer Fest" today, located just south of Winchester, Virginia. The Beer Fest had about 200 beers on showcase and was held at a place where they "put dem n*ggers to work" called Belle Grove Plantation. The only bad thing about Beer Fest was they only gave you little beer tasting glasses and about 12 tasting tickets for $20. It was "da good," and we had a good time.
Except for the fact that I let Burke drive my car. Why do I let Mike Burke drive my car.
My style of rhymin is ancient like Aztecs and Mayans
Because I recognize its all about timin
Me and my freestyle alliance practicin African voodoo science
In front of 20 ft. bonfires lookin skyward
Calculating May 5 2000 the nine planets'll be in alignment
The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit
Of a starship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet
With mercury ion rockets
And a big ass "Canibus comin soon" poster on the side of it
I'm known geographically and intergalactically
That's why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me
They even tried kidnappin me
And they would've snatched me
If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity
Engines stalled and failed. Crashed into a farmer's field
And that's really what caused Roswell
Undercover operatives workin for COM 12
Disguised as a nigga signed with a record deal
Lyrically I'm off scale
So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y'all feel
Briusin niggas, confusin niggas like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens
Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles
Hear the wild wolf growl
Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds
Wack niggas wanna be down but its not allowed
Interrupt the cipher unannounced and you'll get punched in the mouth
Because I recognize its all about timin
Me and my freestyle alliance practicin African voodoo science
In front of 20 ft. bonfires lookin skyward
Calculating May 5 2000 the nine planets'll be in alignment
The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit
Of a starship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet
With mercury ion rockets
And a big ass "Canibus comin soon" poster on the side of it
I'm known geographically and intergalactically
That's why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me
They even tried kidnappin me
And they would've snatched me
If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity
Engines stalled and failed. Crashed into a farmer's field
And that's really what caused Roswell
Undercover operatives workin for COM 12
Disguised as a nigga signed with a record deal
Lyrically I'm off scale
So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y'all feel
Briusin niggas, confusin niggas like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens
Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles
Hear the wild wolf growl
Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds
Wack niggas wanna be down but its not allowed
Interrupt the cipher unannounced and you'll get punched in the mouth
That's some sick shit right there, Greg.
you think thats rhyming check this shit out lol http://www.dailymotion.com/relevanc...stand/video/xurjd_dizzee-rascal-stand-up-tall
So that other day a guy from our company’s ad agency passed by and saw me on my desk and noticed my Nedved wallpaper. So he was like, hey Rami you are Juventini? I answered positively, so the guy said “I LOVE Juve, I am the biggest fan in the world!! I watched all the matches this year.” I just smiled and said, “ya I love Juve too.”
So today he passed by and we started talking, so I said “so you saw Bologna?” he said “no, I had to work late.” So I thought well that’s ok that doesn’t really make him any less of a fan. But he quickly followed up with “who won?”, I answered his question with a quick match report. I thought, oh well maybe he just had some emergency yesterday and couldn’t really know.
But I decided to test him, so I said “Giovinco played great yesterday!”, the guy said “who is Giovinco?”. Since I am a patient man, I answered him. Then the guy said “speaking of youngsters, I hear there is a guy named Pala..Pal…no, is he good?”
Hmm, so the guy watched all the matches but didn’t notice Palladino? Biggest fan in the world my ass!!
So today he passed by and we started talking, so I said “so you saw Bologna?” he said “no, I had to work late.” So I thought well that’s ok that doesn’t really make him any less of a fan. But he quickly followed up with “who won?”, I answered his question with a quick match report. I thought, oh well maybe he just had some emergency yesterday and couldn’t really know.
But I decided to test him, so I said “Giovinco played great yesterday!”, the guy said “who is Giovinco?”. Since I am a patient man, I answered him. Then the guy said “speaking of youngsters, I hear there is a guy named Pala..Pal…no, is he good?”
Hmm, so the guy watched all the matches but didn’t notice Palladino? Biggest fan in the world my ass!!
Totti's daughter and I share a birthday 
http://www.channel4.com/sport/football_italia/may13h.html
I have new respect for Totti now
http://www.channel4.com/sport/football_italia/may13h.html
I have new respect for Totti now
That video was about as original as a Johnny Mathis album cover. 
Dude, he's from sales. That should have told you everything right there. If you had a wallpaper of Satan, he would have told you that every weekend he attends blood sacrifices of small children.
Some dedication -- they lost to Torino. 
But happy birthday regardless.arty:
So that other day a guy from our company’s ad agency passed by and saw me on my desk and noticed my Nedved wallpaper. So he was like, hey Rami you are Juventini? I answered positively, so the guy said “I LOVE Juve, I am the biggest fan in the world!! I watched all the matches this year.”
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Hmm, so the guy watched all the matches but didn’t notice Palladino? Biggest fan in the world my ass!!
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Hmm, so the guy watched all the matches but didn’t notice Palladino? Biggest fan in the world my ass!!
Totti's daughter and I share a birthday
http://www.channel4.com/sport/football_italia/may13h.html
I have new respect for Totti now
http://www.channel4.com/sport/football_italia/may13h.html
I have new respect for Totti now
But happy birthday regardless.
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