Nick Against the World (41 Viewers)

Lilith

Immortelle
May 19, 2006
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How did you know about my favorite SF tranny stripper!? :shocked2:



I cut my commute down by a whole block each way. I get to sleep in an extra three minutes every morning. :weee:

But now that I am officially "unemployed" and between jobs for the rest of this week, man it feels good to stroll up here and do things at my lazy leisureness.

And yes, Friday may have been No Pants Day, but take a guess at what I'm wearing. :eyebrows:

Congrats on your new job Swag! And three extra minutes is great when you hate getting up for work in the morning. :p
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,759
One block is a three minute drive? Either you have murderous traffic or traffic lights worse than those in Turin.
Martin -- just because I live in the same state of Ca-leee-for-nee-aah (you gotta say that Arnold Terminator style) as Los Angeles, even at 600km away, that doesn't mean that I can't scratch my ass without first having to put the key into my car's ignition.

My car's annual mileage? About 2,000.

Everyday I walk to the BART underground station and take it work. And for alll the Dutch bike-lovers out there... when we have our monthly Critical Mass rides in town (this being the birthplace of Critical Mass), as the bikers shake their fists at cars in intersections yelling "two less wheels!", I can be found walking through the same crosswalks punching out bicyclists saying, "two less wheels!" :devil:

So you could say 3 minutes a block is a slow place even for walking. But there are a few espresso stops along the way of course. ;)

Tell me, how many espresso's per day for you? And how many in total so far? :D
A minimum of two, sir.

ßömßäяdîëя™;1337078 said:
Gregger, get on Skype.....
Oh man... I should, but I shouldn't. I actually have errands to run today that I gotta get to (like smog check my car, for the few times I use it a year...).

Congrats on your new job Swag! And three extra minutes is great when you hate getting up for work in the morning. :p
Thanks, mate! :)

ßömßäяdîëя™;1337090 said:
Well, of my 24+, 7.3K have been here.

K=Thousand not Kelvin, for Martin and Greg.
Kelvin is Lord. (Or at least Lord Kelvin was...)
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
Everyday I walk to the BART underground station and take it work. And for alll the Dutch bike-lovers out there... when we have our monthly Critical Mass rides in town (this being the birthplace of Critical Mass), as the bikers shake their fists at cars in intersections yelling "two less wheels!", I can be found walking through the same crosswalks punching out bicyclists saying, "two less wheels!" :devil:
Well if it makes you feel any better I'm walking these days myself. No coffee stops on the way though. :tdown:

So you could say 3 minutes a block is a slow place even for walking. But there are a few espresso stops along the way of course. ;)



A minimum of two, sir.
How many since you started your survey? :D
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,759
Well if it makes you feel any better I'm walking these days myself. No coffee stops on the way though. :tdown:
You're halfway there. :)

How many since you started your survey? :D
In SF proper alone, at least 545 uniques: http://www.coffeeratings.com/ -- and that doesn't include the repeat visits, which would put me over about 1500-2000, and not including what I make at home.

Scary, eh? :smoke: :cool:

Which reminds me of another thing I gotta do on my time off... since losing access to the Linux clusters at work, I gotta port my custom ETL scripts (from a db on my Treo to a MySQL db on the site) to run on my home machine...
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
You're halfway there. :)



In SF proper alone, at least 545 uniques: http://www.coffeeratings.com/ -- and that doesn't include the repeat visits, which would put me over about 1500-2000, and not including what I make at home.

Scary, eh? :smoke: :cool:

Which reminds me of another thing I gotta do on my time off... since losing access to the Linux clusters at work, I gotta port my custom ETL scripts (from a db my Treo to a MySQL db on the site) to run on my home machine...
ETL? Is that some kind of pre-historic perl?

Btw I think you should expand, conquer new cities, countries. :D
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,759
ETL? Is that some kind of pre-historic perl?
Holy crap! I know some techno mumbo jumbo that Martin doesn't. :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extract,_transform,_load

There's hope for me in this new job yet!

(OK, so this isn't so much for data warehousing as it is converting data stores...but it's generally the same idea.)

Btw I think you should expand, conquer new cities, countries. :D
Oh, I have. I just haven't published them because there are far too many holes to be complete. But I am thinking that might not be such a bad thing anyway... oh, if only I had the time...
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
Holy crap! I know some techno mumbo jumbo that Martin doesn't. :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extract,_transform,_load

There's hope for me in this new job yet!

(OK, so this isn't so much for data warehousing as it is converting data stores...but it's generally the same idea.)
Warehousing, the concept was foreign to me 2 months ago, before we covered that in a database course.

Actually it's your fault, instead of mentioning a language and technology you named a business concept. :D

Oh, I have. I just haven't published them because there are far too many holes to be complete. But I am thinking that might not be such a bad thing anyway... oh, if only I had the time...
So you're reviewing outside as well, that's good. How about a national Swagger Reality Bus Tour?
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,335
That comment by Andy towards that girl was really funny.

It totally wrecked his chances of cumming in her mouth like everyone else :howler:
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,335
Then I don't see why anyone would completely blow his chances with her. I mean, what if you're bored some day and you've got nothing better to do? Not a wise decision at all from Andy if you ask me.

Though I admit I feel a bit uneasy about drive throughs as well. As if some part of the giant Ghanaian that fucked her last night is still in there. And I'd really not like to find out which.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
That Senegalese dude, Papa Waigo left some parts broken off in our Juve defender's arses. Dat guy is da good. We could use some speed like that, especially to run straight at big lumps like Walter Samuel, and scare the shit out of him, causing numerous fouls in the box. Yes. Good plan.
 

Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
11,482
That Senegalese dude, Papa Waigo left some parts broken off in our Juve defender's arses. Dat guy is da good. We could use some speed like that, especially to run straight at big lumps like Walter Samuel, and scare the shit out of him, causing numerous fouls in the box. Yes. Good plan.
did you see his dance steps ???:eyebrows:
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
Then I don't see why anyone would completely blow his chances with her. I mean, what if you're bored some day and you've got nothing better to do? Not a wise decision at all from Andy if you ask me.

Though I admit I feel a bit uneasy about drive throughs as well. As if some part of the giant Ghanaian that fucked her last night is still in there. And I'd really not like to find out which.
Well, she would not ever have sex with a black guy. She is an affluent white Catholic girl. Trust me, Andy would not want anything with her anyway.
 

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