Nick Against the World (75 Viewers)

[The Pado]

I used to think that Swag was the coolest, then I got this Neg Rep from him:

"Die Pado. Pull your wang out of the shoe long enough to choke yourself---Swag"


I almost feel like flying an airplane into a family of Menaces.

 

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[Bjerknes]

I used to think that I was as cool as Pado. Then I found myself not only masturbating into my mother's shoes, but also while wearing her clothes, too.

 

[Bjerknes]

Well, she would not ever have sex with a black guy. She is an affluent white Catholic girl. Trust me, Andy would not want anything with her anyway.

You got that right. I don't know about Seven, but I'm not very fond of sticking my junk into septic tanks.

That Senegalese dude, Papa Waigo left some parts broken off in our Juve defender's arses. Dat guy is da good. We could use some speed like that, especially to run straight at big lumps like Walter Samuel, and scare the shit out of him, causing numerous fouls in the box. Yes. Good plan.

We haven't had a speedy striker for more than a decade and I think it would be a good decision to have one for a change. Since we have lacked creativity these past few years as well, you kinda run out of things to throw at solid defenses. That's sort of why I wouldn't mind a player such as Saviola here or Suazo... players we can bring in to run at tired defenders.

 

[Bjerknes]

Just saw this in Pado's profile:

"I have killed JonBenet Ramsey in the holy name Juventus"

 

[swag]

I used to think that Swag was the coolest, then I got this Neg Rep from him:

"Die Pado. Pull your wang out of the shoe long enough to choke yourself---Swag"


I almost feel like flying an airplane into a family of Menaces.

*sigh* This is the same bullshit Burke pulled on AbuGadanzieri not long ago that got his ass in extended ban mode this most recent time.

Burke: That is de gay.. It's not even cute, let alone funny. You're entitled to be an ass if you want to, but stuff like that is just retarded with no redeeming value. You're capable of being very, very funny, but apparently also ultra lame. I'd expect better material from a three-year-old punk ass, and a lot better from your punk ass.

Back to pre-school with you to sharpen your act, homie. I hear Carrot Top needs a new partner.

 

[Bjerknes]

*sigh* This is the same bullshit Burke pulled on AbuGadanzieri not long ago that got his ass in extended ban mode this most recent time.

Burke: it's not even cute, let alone funny. You're entitled to be an ass if you want to, but stuff like that is just retarded with no redeeming value. You're capable of being very, very funny, but apparently also ultra lame. I'd expect better material from a three-year-old punk ass, and a lot better from your punk ass.

In short, that is de gay.

Back to pre-school with you to get your act down, homie.

Wait a minute, Burke pulled that shit again?

 

[Zé Tahir]

Who the hell is Tom Vu?

 

[swag]

I would truly laugh as well if it wasn't so retarded...

 

[swag]

Who the hell is Tom Vu?

Anyone old enough to watch late night television in North America in the early 1990s knows him as a god...

I thus present my new home page on FireFox:
http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/tomvu.htm

and my various wallpapers now:
http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2006/08/15/more-tom-vu-pictures/

And some of his better quotes from Wikipedia:

• "Are you man enough to get off your lazy American ass and go to Vu’s seminars?"
• "A lot of your friends will tell you, 'Don't come to the seminar. It's a get-rich-quick plan.' Well, tell them, it is a get-rich-quick plan because life is too short to get rich slow."
• "Okay. You've seen me make a lot of money. You've seen my students who are average people make a lot of money. Isn't is about time for you to go out and make a lot of money?"
• "There's two kinds of work in America: hard work and smart work. Which one are you doing now?"
• "This is not a country club! This is my house!"
• "Today I'm gonna show you how to drive a sports car. First, you need a lot of money!"
• "Don't listen to your friends. They're losers!"
• "Do you think these girls like me? NO, they like my money!"
• "At first I got lots of discouragement from friends and stranger who are loser! You know what these people kept telling me? They kept saying, 'Well Tom Vu, you a crazy nut, here you are, a poor immigrant, poor minority, speak no English, no contact, on and on, and you trying to be rich in America! You crazy, man! Look at people out there! They smarter than you are, they not even rich! Who are you to try?' And you know what? I have to keep telling these people every time, I kept saying, 'You are loser! Get out of my way! I make it somehow!'"

I worship at Tom Vu's feet.

 

[Bjerknes]

I'm not laughing because what he said was funny, I'm laughing because he did it again.

 

[Zé Tahir]

My early 90's were spent in Sweden. E-Type was god back then

 

[Vinman]

Anyone old enough to watch late night television in North America in the early 1990s knows him as a god...

I thus present my new home page on FireFox:
http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/tomvu.htm

and my various wallpapers now:
http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2006/08/15/more-tom-vu-pictures/

And some of his better quotes from Wikipedia:

• "Are you man enough to get off your lazy American ass and go to Vu’s seminars?"
• "A lot of your friends will tell you, 'Don't come to the seminar. It's a get-rich-quick plan.' Well, tell them, it is a get-rich-quick plan because life is too short to get rich slow."
• "Okay. You've seen me make a lot of money. You've seen my students who are average people make a lot of money. Isn't is about time for you to go out and make a lot of money?"
• "There's two kinds of work in America: hard work and smart work. Which one are you doing now?"
• "This is not a country club! This is my house!"
• "Today I'm gonna show you how to drive a sports car. First, you need a lot of money!"
• "Don't listen to your friends. They're losers!"
• "Do you think these girls like me? NO, they like my money!"
• "At first I got lots of discouragement from friends and stranger who are loser! You know what these people kept telling me? They kept saying, 'Well Tom Vu, you a crazy nut, here you are, a poor immigrant, poor minority, speak no English, no contact, on and on, and you trying to be rich in America! You crazy, man! Look at people out there! They smarter than you are, they not even rich! Who are you to try?' And you know what? I have to keep telling these people every time, I kept saying, 'You are loser! Get out of my way! I make it somehow!'"

I worship at Tom Vu's feet.

Tom Vu was my hero...before he got deported !!

did you see all the pussy that little Vietnamese guy was getting ??:eyebrows:

 

[swag]

I'm not laughing because what he said was funny, I'm laughing because he did it again.

Apparently it was funny enough the first time that it was worth recycling.

Tom Vu was my hero...before he got deported !!

did you see all the pussy that little Vietnamese guy was getting ??:eyebrows:

Boo-ya!

That guy had bikini-clad poontang hanging off of him like mink coats on Isaac Hayes before his bankruptcy.

 

[The Pado]

Apparently it was funny enough the first time that it was worth recycling.

LOL! No, I made that shit up. Burke called me tonight and told me about his ban, and I just ran with it. Sorry, Greg, but I am laughing my ass off at the mo.

 

[The Pado]

I used to think that I was as cool as Pado. Then I found myself not only masturbating into my mother's shoes, but also while wearing her clothes, too.

Don't worry Andy, you are about 15 years behind me and closing fast. Don't you love the smell of leather in her closet? I'm pitchin' wood just remembering it

 

[The Pado]

A moment of silence to commemorate 09 May 2007, which would have been the 30th birthday of Todd and Timmy Burke had they survived the 11 Sep 2001 attack on New York. May God have mercy on their souls.

 

[Bjerknes]

A moment of silence to commemorate 09 May 2007, which would have been the 30th birthday of Todd and Timmy Burke had they survived the 11 Sep 2001 attack on New York. May God have mercy on their souls.

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

POST OF THE YEAR

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

*sigh* This is the same bullshit Burke pulled on AbuGadanzieri not long ago that got his ass in extended ban mode this most recent time.

Burke: That is de gay.. It's not even cute, let alone funny. You're entitled to be an ass if you want to, but stuff like that is just retarded with no redeeming value. You're capable of being very, very funny, but apparently also ultra lame. I'd expect better material from a three-year-old punk ass, and a lot better from your punk ass.

Back to pre-school with you to sharpen your act, homie. I hear Carrot Top needs a new partner.

Settle, it is funny, and I didn't even do it.

Wait a minute, Burke pulled that shit again?

No............

LOL! No, I made that shit up. Burke called me tonight and told me about his ban, and I just ran with it. Sorry, Greg, but I am laughing my ass off at the mo.

You punk-ass.......

A moment of silence to commemorate 09 May 2007, which would have been the 30th birthday of Todd and Timmy Burke had they survived the 11 Sep 2001 attack on New York. May God have mercy on their souls.

RIP Todd and Timmy.......

 

[Bjerknes]

LOL my roomate is shit wasted.

21st.

 

[swag]

Well, I just got punk'd by The Pado... :doh:

A moment of silence to commemorate 09 May 2007, which would have been the 30th birthday of Todd and Timmy Burke had they survived the 11 Sep 2001 attack on New York. May God have mercy on their souls.

Though I thought it was just Todd's head.

Perhaps some historical revisionism in the making?