We're taking a poll on the dilation of Simone Perrotta's rectum. (A: big enough to fit Blandest.)
What up with you, Sergio?
EDIT: OK, the forums here are slow to post...

int:
I have a couple of accounts, but I only use it for scatalogical dive bombing runs.
Surgical strikes from a proctologist, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).