Nick Against the World (119 Viewers)

[swag]

LA TIMES ARTICLE

"TOURISTS ARE WEARING OUT THEIR WELCOME"

That goes for the tourists in here too

 

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[swag]

Or . . . you could just eat a plate of human waste on a red & white stripped tablecloth and say you went to TGI Fridays.

TGIF = "Thank God It's only Food poisoning"

Speaking of which, time to head over for lunch at Hamano Sushi. I think they have a new polonium-210 special...

 

[Martin]

Or . . . you could just eat a plate of human waste on a red & white stripped tablecloth and say you went to TGI Fridays.

well like I said, didn't go there for the food

 

[Zé Tahir]

I just hit a deer :depressed

Two of the fuckers came out of no where, managed to avoid one of them the other fucker hit my left side, rolled 5-6 times on the road into a ditch and then got up and ran away.

That little fuck!!

 

[swag]

Are you OK, Zé?

I mean, the deer's health aside for a moment... hitting a deer can total a vehicle and send you through a windshield.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Are you OK, Zé?

I mean, the deer's health aside for a moment... hitting a deer can total a vehicle and send you through a windshield.

Yea man, I'm alright, thanks.

Fortunately, I didn't get too much damage. It messed up my front left light and put some dents on the left side right above the tire.

 

[JCK]

What does the law say in the US when you hit a deer? Do you have to inform the authorities?

 

[Martin]

I'm glad it was a deer, Ze. In Norway it's not uncommon to hit a moose, that pretty much totals your car after stopping you instantly.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Yea, I was thinking about that...imagine if it was a damn moose, I would have gotten messed up!

@Jeeks, I guess if it dies you have to let someone know, but I people rarely do. This one ran away so it doesn't matter.

 

[Menace]

It's so hard not to humiliate people when you have the chance to - Menace©

 

[Bjerknes]

Hahahahaha FUCK USC.

It has to be Ohio State vs Michigan in the National Championship. They're clearly the two best teams in the nation.

 

[Bjerknes]

Yo Tahir, where did you hit the deer? If it was in Frederick County, where abouts?

Good to hear you're all right. Hitting a deer is a rather scary occurance.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Thanks man.

Na, it was in Salisbury, Maryland.

 

[Bjerknes]

Yeah, those Wicomico county dear have it too good. They think they own the place since they're so close to the beach and all. Douchebags.

 

[Zé Tahir]

I hear you man, they're freakin wild.

 

[Geof]

What does the law say in the US when you hit a deer? Do you have to inform the authorities?

In Belgium if you hit a deer and it dies, you can't pick it up. That would make you an illegal hunter.
But if you find a dead deer, you can pick it up.

Oh, yes it is stupid.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

In Belgium if you hit a deer and it dies, you can't pick it up. That would make you an illegal hunter.
But if you find a dead deer, you can pick it up.

Oh, yes it is stupid.

thats hilarious

 

[Zé Tahir]

I should have backed up and ran over him. Deer kebab's are awsome

 

[The Pado]

Trust Karl Fletcher.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Dear Norwegians...

Is this grammatically right:

"Jeg snakke norsk"?

Shouldn't there be a "r" after snakke?