I have been stalking Catarina Furtado -- host of the RTP program,
Dança Comigo -- since I was in Portugal a couple months back. Since then, I have started developing feelings towards her finer footwear, and now I am very confused.
I have never developed feelings towards women's shoes before, and I have heard very bad stories of genuinely great guys who have shamefully turned to lewd relations with women's socks ... because they weren't very careful. This won't happen to me, will it?
I am not used to these feelings and am not sure what to do with them. Do you have any suggestions? Please help!
--Confused in San Francisco