Nick Against the World (214 Viewers)

[snoop6]

Fli, on the train. Make sure you put your ticket into that yellow box on the platform for stamping before you board the train. I got in trouble for that like 3 times forgetting to do it (yes even on that same stretch of track, ask Majed lol). If the guy checking tickets is particularly hopeless, he will call his superior over it and whatnot.

I did forget that too once, Paid 50 euros for that

 

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[Martin]

You got a fine for not stamping? Or not having a ticket?

 

[snoop6]

Martin is 100% correct about stamping that damn train ticket, and about use of English (even to play dumb regarding an unstamped ticket).

Also, Masturbating in public is not as broadly accepted in Italy as it is in Eastern Europe. I blame the Vatican influence for that one.

I wonder if pope masturbates :confused2

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I wonder if pope masturbates :confused2

I would not be surprised.

 

[snoop6]

You got a fine for not stamping? Or not having a ticket?

for not stamping

 

[Martin]

for not stamping

That's ridiculous

 

[snoop6]

I know, the ticket was 15 euros :undecide:

you think the old man owned me?

 

[Gill_juve]

I wonder if pope masturbates :confused2

my teacher is a catholic priest and he 'stayed' clean of wanking since he was 16 now 46, but i heard that ratzinger is a bit dodgy so i wouldnt be surprised if he does (from what i have heard)

 

[snoop6]

he is lying

 

[The Pado]

Everybody wanks . . . and if you are sitting around wondering if the pope wanks, then you really need to get yourself a whack mag and a shoe.

 

[snoop6]

he does in Vatican?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Everybody wanks . . . and if you are sitting around wondering if the pope wanks, then you really need to get yourself a whack mag and a shoe.

 

[The Pado]

he does in Vatican?

No, he gets in the pope mobile, drives 600 ft. to the Italian border and buys all the porn on offer in the city of Rome. Why anyone would need to buy porn in Rome is beyond me, though.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Dude, what is a Gobbo, I have to know.

And don't say, "What I put in your mom's mouth."

(Gob-o this donk juice.)

 

[Seven]

A hunchback.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I like the "Maldini of the Day."

And why is it derogatory? What is the history of the name?

 

[The Pado]

I like the "Maldini of the Day."

And why is it derogatory? What is the history of the name?

For some reason, hunchbacks were supposedly lucky or brought you good luck, and Juventus has always been known to have good luck.

I know it's weird, but not as strange as my father telling of how horse shit is lucky. He always hated the extremely lucky Fran Tarkington, and accused Tark of sleeping in horse shit before every game.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

LOL I hated Fran too, what a joker.

 

[Seven]

I have to write this paper about the "questione meridionale" in Italy. I know, it's boring as hell and there are lots of great books about it, which makes my work all the more useless. Anyway, can someone come up with some great point of view? All I was thinking about right now is Tangentopoli and Lega Nord. I won't talk about mafia or Napoli, because TBH we've done that a little bit too much in class for my liking already.

 

[Slagathor]

I have to write this paper about the "questione meridionale" in Italy. I know, it's boring as hell and there are lots of great books about it, which makes my work all the more useless. Anyway, can someone come up with some great point of view? All I was thinking about right now is Tangentopoli and Lega Nord. I won't talk about mafia or Napoli, because TBH we've done that a little bit too much in class for my liking already.

Italian teacher once fried me for stating Tangentopoli (or corruption/nepotism as a whole) is the only thing that keeps the Southern Italian economy running as unimpressively as always and without it the region would be even worse off.

"At least it's stability"