Nick Against the World (61 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Fabi - the reality is that Wal-Mart is the planet's biggest shit hole and I have even suggested to the state Department of correction that sending people to Wal-Mart on Saturdays would be a great alternative to prison. It is more of a museum of Inbreeding than The Playa's family reunion.

 

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[3pac]

Fabi - the reality is that Wal-Mart is the planet's biggest shit hole and I have even suggested to the state Department of correction that sending people to Wal-Mart on Saturdays would be a great alternative to prison. It is more of a museum of Inbreeding than The Playa's family reunion.

Again, see the baby with a mullet that I saw.



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[The Pado]

I'd start with Mr. Ed there on the right...

:coffee: good one!


Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?


The prototype for the shit can was a Tim Horton's coffee can. I love shitting in those because they are huge. If they were any bigger, Wal-Mart would get the exclusive marketing rights and Augustus Gloop could fit his fat cheeks on one.

 

[The Pado]

Last night I saw a good concert. Counting Crows and Goo Goo Dolls. I'm a big fan of both groups with Counting Crows among my favorites ever. Anyway, it was a good show, but the opening act really was fantastic. This young guy named Elliott Morris kicked ass. I liked him immediately. Any of you ever heard of him before?

 

[Bjerknes]

Poor you, though I can't say I would be any different if i were living in college.

When my cousin brought his friend here (19) a few years ago, they couldn't think of anything to do, so I took them to Walmart. It had everything:


1. A place where you may purchase guns and ammo
2. A baby with a Mullet
3. Many women with Mullets
4. Men with Mullets
5. Baseball Stuff
6. Lots of big, shitty items
7. Rednecks

See now that's the thing. As a college student I'm basically destined to shop at Walmart, as I need to save money for the more important aspects of life, such as beer and good food. When you're moving into your own apartment with not the full financial backing from tus padres, then you have to say fuck the ethics and shop at an evil establishment that may seem low class. Anything to purchase Absolut over some cheap ass Crown Ruske or Vladimir.

Every college student I know here has shopped at Walmart and will shop at Walmart in the future. But that doesn't stop me from saying Walmart is trashy establishment that should be the real target of groups such as Al Qaeda.

 

[3pac]

See now that's the thing. As a college student I'm basically destined to shop at Walmart, as I need to save money for the more important aspects of life, such as beer and good food. When you're moving into your own apartment with not the full financial backing from tus padres, then you have to say fuck the ethics and shop at an evil establishment that may seem low class. Anything to purchase Absolut over some cheap ass Crown Ruske or Vladimir.

Every college student I know here has shopped at Walmart and will shop at Walmart in the future. But that doesn't stop me from saying Walmart is trashy establishment that should be the real target of groups such as Al Qaeda.

Yes I'm completely aware of your situation, which is why I'm worried about my future. I don't want to ever enter a Walmart with any intentions other than laughing at the other customers

I think I'd opt for target, a bit more expensive and a bit more mexican, but that's better than the Capital Building of Arizona

 

[Bjerknes]

no 1

how poor !

thats the Bay

yes 1

how gay

thats my whale she my mom

 

[Lilith]

Fabi is right. Think about all the starving and homeless out there. I am sure that being able to shop there seems like a dream when you put yourself in their shoes.

 

[Vinman]

We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.

been watching Willy Wonka with your daughter lately ??

my 2 fav quotes from the movie-

"pleased to meet you sir... overjoyed, enraptured, entranced...are we ready ?? on we go !!"

"if you have any questions, dial information...thank you for calling !!"

 

[swag]

Last night I saw a good concert. Counting Crows and Goo Goo Dolls. I'm a big fan of both groups with Counting Crows among my favorites ever. Anyway, it was a good show, but the opening act really was fantastic. This young guy named Elliott Morris kicked ass. I liked him immediately. Any of you ever heard of him before?

First, and actually only, time I ever saw the Goo Goo Dolls in concert? Early 1991 at the Cat's Cradle in Chapel Hill, Shittsville-North-Carolina. They put on a great show then though. I sought them out after they came out with an album that year I really liked then. Even if I was most loving being near Chapel Hill then for my favorite band at the time who was from around there (Superchunk).

Counting Crows is sort of a backyard thing for me. Also in the very early 1990s, I've seen Adam Duritz play live in another Bay Area band, Sordid Humor, at a puny bar called The Starry Plough Pub in Berkeley. I haven't come close to seeing him in a live show ever since.

Know nothing about Elliott Morris, though...

 

[swag]

Oh you people couldnt be snobbier youre talking like if Walmart was worse than cancer when in reality it isnt that bad

Wal-Mart is so tragic I cannot figure out whether to laugh or cry. I usually do both.

Just seeing all those people in line, complaining about how the Chinese are taking all their blue collar jobs -- while they fork over their paychecks to buy more Chinese-made cheap products and thus help employ more of the very same people taking their jobs here -- is almost too much self-inflicted irony to bear...

It's like watching someone jam a pencil in their eye, screaming in pain, over and over again.

 

[Bjerknes]

Fabi is right. Think about all the starving and homeless out there. I am sure that being able to shop there seems like a dream when you put yourself in their shoes.

Think about all the starving who actually make the Walmart products.

 

[3pac]

Fabi is right. Think about all the starving and homeless out there. I am sure that being able to shop there seems like a dream when you put yourself in their shoes.

Yes, unfortunately no one that shops there is homeless.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

walmart is a great story of entrepreneurial success and affirmation of the superiority free market econ

 

[3pac]

walmart is a great story of entrepreneurial success and affirmation of the superiority free market econ

So are the makers of "Hyphy Juice"

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[GordoDeCentral]

personally i am more a fan of http://www.pixagogo.com/4174535244

 

[3pac]

But does Sum Poosie come with the hyphyness of cocaine, ecstasy, shrooms, and crank fused into it?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

that you would have to figure out for yourself my good friend, until then fare you well as i am about to get sum poosie night

 

[Bjerknes]

What a world we live in. Rich college students and homeless shopping at Walmart, a group called the party of God bombing the people we call Jews, and Pado attending a Goo Goo Dolls concert.

Might as well run around in a biohazard suit throwing white powder everywhere.

 

[Byrone]

i have not say anything !

do you Buy ur panties from walmart BTW ?

Pado, I thought u said u were gonna put down the toilet seat after u took a dump?