Nick Against the World (193 Viewers)

[Elvin]

No I just come here to flirt in the wench flirt thread.

You ever heard about MSN?

Ok kiddin'...

Cheers, good to have u around

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

With an olive or a twist?? :cd:

(Sorry, Pado -- I have to refute your choice for the least-used smilie

)

Nice smiley.

But.....on my rocks, with a semen twist.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Anybody catch Thatcher's challenge on Pedro Mendes?

As they say in Ireland, "Jayyysuuus fookin' Chroiiist"

 

[Bozi]

Anybody catch Thatcher's challenge on Pedro Mendes?

As they say in Ireland, "Jayyysuuus fookin' Chroiiist"

aye in scotland we say he was "emptied"

remember kids, sport hurts, so go hard or go home

 

[The Pado]

If nonsense is what wise men desire........I am Da Vinci.

We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.

 

[The Pado]

just when i thought Darren Fletcher couldnt get any worse, he scored a goal.......Just when i thought Chelsea couldnt get any stupider, they did!!!
and there goes the premiership!!!
Chelsea, suck my left nut!!! Hail Mourinho!!!

The smart transfer would have been to bring Carl Fletcher in from Harchester and leave Darren Fletcher on the subs bench at Torquay.

 

[The Pado]

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink

How does that name fit on the back of a jersey?


My real name is Fabrizio Fappatopia di Padova, but I was able to shorten it. What is Jan's major malfunction?

 

[flieeeekke]

its all in fine print

 

[flieeeekke]

pado, did you ever offer the prosecution to go and shit in a coffee can?

 

[IlDivinCodino]

The smart transfer would have been to bring Carl Fletcher in from Harchester and leave Darren Fletcher on the subs bench at Torquay.

well, i suppose Sir Alex will start fapping some of his players soon

 

[IlDivinCodino]

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink

How does that name fit on the back of a jersey?


My real name is Fabrizio Fappatopia di Padova, but I was able to shorten it. What is Jan's major malfunction?

how did Rutgerus Johannes Martinus van Nistelrooij became Ruud Van Nistelrooy?
similar theory?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

My full name is:

Donaldus Mikus Sextus Maximus Burker

 

[The Pado]

pado, did you ever offer the prosecution to go and shit in a coffee can?

No, but one slick prosecutor gave me an offer before trial that was the offer I wanted. Everything was good, so I released my witnesses on his word. Then, he comes to me and says that he can't make that offer and he should not have made it in the first place, and it was off the table.

I told him that was a bag of horse shit. He acted like I just fooked his mom and I went and had a word with his boss. Fifteen minutes later, yada yada yada, Case Dismissed . Two months later, yada yada yada, prosecutor was opening his own office

 

[The Pado]

All you can fook buffet

 

[Azzurri7]

ewwwww

 

[swag]

All you can fook buffet

I'd start with Mr. Ed there on the right...

 

[Enron]

Shitinacan is the name of my fantasy football team.

 

[Bjerknes]

I'm still here constructing things for my apartment, including a shitty desk from the worst store ever (Walmart) which was a waste of 100 bucks. I have pledged in the past never to shop there again, however I continue going there. It's like a fucking disease, that Walmart.

 

[3pac]

I'm still here constructing things for my apartment, including a shitty desk from the worst store ever (Walmart) which was a waste of 100 bucks. I have pledged in the past never to shop there again, however I continue going there. It's like a fucking disease, that Walmart.

I always take my visiting-relatives to Walmart to make fun of hicks

 

[swag]

I'm still here constructing things for my apartment, including a shitty desk from the worst store ever (Walmart) which was a waste of 100 bucks. I have pledged in the past never to shop there again, however I continue going there. It's like a fucking disease, that Walmart.

You've seen South Park. I've been to the heart of Wal-Mart. It's ... well...