Nick Against the World (89 Viewers)

[Elvin]

ah Amsterdam :dreaming: Weedland

 

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[IlDivinCodino]

HARAM: Holy As Robbing Ancelotti's Momma

 

[Zé Tahir]

@Ze
dude, he would get you a gigoman

no offense, but easy with the constant gay jokes homez.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Snow is bad, stay off the rock.

no blow, no rock, no rolls, no amphetamine; i am as clean as a whistle. A de Santis whistle that is

 

[swag]

Lesson for today.

Beer is haram.

Milk is halaal.

And halva is deee-licious with an Arabic coffee. :coffee: :lick:

Hell, yeah...

 

[Sadomin]

So what's kosher?

Kosher's the Jewish equivalent of Halal.

 

[The Pado]

Kosher's the Jewish equivalent of Halal.

I have a fistful of Halal meat.

 

[Bozi]

I have a fistful of Halal meat.

i have a banana hamock full of kosher meat
we should have a party

 

[The Pado]

i have a banana hamock full of kosher meat
we should have a party

Not right now, my bratwurst itches something fierce. I'm looking for some olive loaf to jam it into.

 

[The Pado]

Lesson for today.

Beer is haram.

Milk is halaal.

So . . . how's that plastic asshole of yours working out?

 

[3pac]

I have concluded that Shakira's hips really DONT lie. Damn.

 

[Bozi]

Not right now, my bratwurst itches something fierce. I'm looking for some olive loaf to jam it into.

well mate i have been there before sounds like either an STD, or athlete's foot, what you need is to jam that baby into the smallest womans shoe a store carry, the close contours against your raging head will ease that burn in double quick time

 

[Bozi]

I have concluded that Shakira's hips really DONT lie. Damn.

dont trust her, i seen her lips move on stage they werent in time with the music................and i wasnt looking at her face

 

[Lilith]

I have concluded that Shakira's hips really DONT lie. Damn.

Enjoyed the concert huh?

 

[Bozi]

Enjoyed the concert huh?

hey you get back in your own thread, and comment on my kilt

 

[swag]

I have a fistful of Halal meat.

Wasn't that the Egyptian version of a famous Clint Eastwood spaghetti Western?

 

[The Pado]

well mate i have been there before sounds like either an STD, or athlete's foot, what you need is to jam that baby into the smallest womans shoe a store carry, the close contours against your raging head will ease that burn in double quick time

Yeah, I've had this case of Itchycockenspiel for 15 years. It flares up 2 or 3 times a year, and every so often my penis falls off, but I'll be fine in a couple days.

 

[The Pado]

Wasn't that the Egyptian version of a famous Clint Eastwood spaghetti Western?

You fooker, you read my mind.

Don't miss the sequel, "For another helping of Hilal Meat"

 

[Bozi]

You fooker, you read my mind.

Don't miss the sequel, "For another helping of Hilal Meat"

wasnt it "for a few kebabs more"?

 

[The Pado]

wasnt it "for a few kebabs more"?

First of all, there are copyright laws.

Second of all, you know damn well that true Arab cinema would more closely resemble my title than yours.

Lastly, my damn penis just fell off.











Where did that tube of Elmer's glue go?