Nick Against the World (193 Viewers)

[Lilith]

I think this may be the only safe thread in this forum for me right now.

What are you guys up to?

 

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[Vinman]

WHERE IS NICK ??????????

 

[JCK]

I think this may be the only safe thread in this forum for me right now.

What are you guys up to?

Safe from what?

 

[Byrone]

I found ur new tar Pado.

 

[swag]

We have Circle K coming out our nostrils. Dey b da ebery ware.

I saw my first Circle K in months, if not years, not far from Mendocino. It was like spotting an ivory-billed woodpecker. They used to be all over the seedier parts of the Bay Area some 10-15 years ago (i.e., usually not far from a Church's Chicken -- the king of ghetto fast food chicken). I still think they are spreading like cancer in places like SoCal (think San Dimas and Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure), Arizona, and even Salt Lake City. Didn't realize that they took on a Southern Thing.

I found ur new tar Pado.

'Tar nothing. That's the Padovano family seal! Pado should get a big knuckle ring to press an image of that puppy in hot wax on all his correspondance -- just like the Pope. Well, that and the foreheads of some cafoni.

 

[swag]

No Radioshacks in Shai-Town?

Altair: I didn't know you were in Chicago. Where abouts?

I'm a native of the Southwest Side myself. Within a one mile radius, some of the various "luminaries" that grew up alongside me in my 'hood included Ted Kaczynski (aka The Unibomber), Michael Flatley (of Lord of the Dance fame/shame), and Jenny McCarthy (of "shut up and just get naked" fame).

Talk about one f*%$ed up high school situation...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

WHERE IS NICK ??????????

I talked to him on skype 2 weeks ago, he is taking a month long vacation to some place in Sicily.

 

[Bjerknes]

I have moved into my new apartment and its banging. Banging like me pounding the Burke anus from behind last night.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ripped out like sickness, my colon is dragging on the ground.

 

[Byrone]

I have moved into my new apartment and its banging. Banging like me pounding the Burke anus from behind last night.

Lord of the ring, i see.

Congrats on the pad Andy.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Altair: I didn't know you were in Chicago. Where abouts?

I'm a native of the Southwest Side myself. Within a one mile radius, some of the various "luminaries" that grew up alongside me in my 'hood included Ted Kaczynski (aka The Unibomber), Michael Flatley (of Lord of the Dance fame/shame), and Jenny McCarthy (of "shut up and just get naked" fame).

Talk about one f*%$ed up high school situation...

Well sir i knew you grew up here and your comiskey/disco-annihilation stories are still ringing. I live in yuppie town but I'm moving soon to the south loop, actually right across from soldier field.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Burke, drive down to Frederick Towne Mall to the Radioshack today and get yourself a new phone.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Oh btw, Chicago is my favorite city in N America. And the chix are freakin hottt.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

you know it's true

 

[JCK]

you know it's true

Snow is bad, stay off the rock.

 

[Zé Tahir]

damn. I'm hittin u up next time I'm in town

 

[Zé Tahir]

Greg, a customer walked in today and I immediately noticed a portuguese accent, and I was right. So I started speaking portuguese with her, and she was like "are you from Portugal?", I was like nope and she was like, Brazil? I said nope, I'm from Pakistan, and she didn't believe me, she's like which part of Porugal are you from? lol. Finally she believed me and was like "voce fala muito bem!"

Damn I was so proud of myself

 

[swag]

I have moved into my new apartment and its banging. Banging like me pounding the Burke anus from behind last night.

That was you?!? I couldn't get a good look at you around the wildebeest.

 

[The Pado]

Greg, a customer walked in today and I immediately noticed a portuguese accent, and I was right. So I started speaking portuguese with her, and she was like "are you from Portugal?", I was like nope and she was like, Brazil? I said nope, I'm from Pakistan, and she didn't believe me, she's like which part of Porugal are you from? lol. Finally she believed me and was like "voce fala muito bem!"

Damn I was so proud of myself

You learned Portugese from some audio tapes, and you speak so well that you fooled someone from Portugal? You, sir, are a god! I am seriously impressed.

 

[swag]

Greg, a customer walked in today and I immediately noticed a portuguese accent, and I was right. So I started speaking portuguese with her, and she was like "are you from Portugal?", I was like nope and she was like, Brazil? I said nope, I'm from Pakistan, and she didn't believe me, she's like which part of Porugal are you from? lol. Finally she believed me and was like "voce fala muito bem!"

Damn I was so proud of myself

Nicely done, Zé T. Portuguese isn't an easy language to "fake" your proficiency at. My wife can tell which island of the Azores someone is from based on their accent.