They say you are what you eat.......so I guess I am the pussy, and Andy is a big fat black cock.
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Oh, you might think. I've spent plenty o'time in Jersey. You can't find a Mexican restaurant, let alone a decent one, anywhere to save your chimichongas. A good friend of mine who lives in a mansion in Hunterdon county used to cream in his pants when he could get his two-million-dollar yacht in dock near Cape Canaveral and eat at some Chili's wannabe in Titusville, FL ... "because they don't have Mexican food where I live." 
Beijing driving is too f*ed up to compare to anything in Western civilization, btw. Imagine intersections that are about 2 miles apart, cars that speed at 55 between them, and they then come to traffic jams clustered at each one -- where everyone sort of makes up the right-of-way rules as they go.
But U-turns in Jersey? Are you kidding? My company has long had an office in Bridgewater, NJ. Trying to merge in and out of the divided freeway traffic in Hwy 22 off of I-287 using the U-turn lanes requires a JATO unit and a drag racing parachute.
Beijing driving is too f*ed up to compare to anything in Western civilization, btw. Imagine intersections that are about 2 miles apart, cars that speed at 55 between them, and they then come to traffic jams clustered at each one -- where everyone sort of makes up the right-of-way rules as they go.
But U-turns in Jersey? Are you kidding? My company has long had an office in Bridgewater, NJ. Trying to merge in and out of the divided freeway traffic in Hwy 22 off of I-287 using the U-turn lanes requires a JATO unit and a drag racing parachute.
swag said:
Oh, you might think. I've spent plenty o'time in Jersey. You can't find a Mexican restaurant, let alone a decent one, anywhere to save your chimichongas. A good friend of mine who lives in a mansion in Hunterdon county used to cream in his pants when he could get his two-million-dollar yacht in dock near Cape Canaveral and eat at some Chili's wannabe in Titusville, FL ... "because they don't have Mexican food where I live."
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The forum has been awfully quiet recently & I kinda like to think that there's a power crisis across the globe.Maybe some ppl would rather conserve power & do more meaningful things with their lives rather than post shite on the internet much like myself.
Or are they finding better ways to entertain themselves much like our parents did.
Or are they finding better ways to entertain themselves much like our parents did.
Byrone said:
The forum has been awfully quiet recently & I kinda like to think that there's a power crisis across the globe.Maybe some ppl would rather conserve power & do more meaningful things with their lives rather than post shite on the internet much like myself.
Or are they finding better ways to entertain themselves much like our parents did.
Or are they finding better ways to entertain themselves much like our parents did.
i guess during there old days ( late 70's) it was smoking up and then smoking up some more until they cant see infront of them. now its hash season in cairo so we have loads of that lying around for people who have nothing entertaining to do.
Byrone said:
The forum has been awfully quiet recently & I kinda like to think that there's a power crisis across the globe.Maybe some ppl would rather conserve power & do more meaningful things with their lives rather than post shite on the internet much like myself.
Or are they finding better ways to entertain themselves much like our parents did.
Or are they finding better ways to entertain themselves much like our parents did.
umpkin:
Says the boy who was the target of said MOCK!
It's like this jackass,
, I was not trying to do the post of the month or anything like that, I just found a slightly more entertaining way to tell you that Paul Own3d you! But, if you want to get all Tifoso Lou on me then I hope you get all yeasty in your maldini.
@ Andy - welcome to my shithole. Asbury Park, NJ actually, but as a verteran of futbol matches at the Meadows I could have suggested some decent towns to sleep in. I would stay in Seacaucus (Spell check?) and quickly go in front of the hotel, jump on the bus and in 10 minutes you are at Port Authority, NYC, where the booze flows all night and the semen spalshed out of your shoes with every step.
You are the funny man!
