Nick Against the World (118 Viewers)

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
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hambon said:
How did ya manage to score the QB?? Did his homework for a month??.....but on the real yall would have smeared us.....we sucked horse cock..:D
Nah he lived on our hall and felt bad. Our secret weapon was my inside game. I'd just keeper punch the rebounds and we hit mad 3s.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
hambon said:
Hey pado ...how do i get into the Fapi business??
You have to be committed to the cause, you have to have access to hot chicks with fappable shoes, and you have to be honest in your fap count.

You begin by masturbating in shoes, women's shoes (though we do make an exception for Enron and allow him to fap in men's shoes because he does not see many women). If you want to have a shot at winning, you will limit your fapping to those times when you have access to a shoe -- no more wasting your loads into the bed sheets, those days are over. Then, you simply put your Fap o'Meter in your sig line and update it accordingly.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
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guys i hear that inter are planning on changing their logo on their shirts from the traditional badge to soemthing that reflects their signing policy, especially now that they have picked up vieira and zlatan from juve

what you think? please discuss..........
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,747
Byrone said:
Gep D'Messiah said:
The Pado said:
You have to be committed to the cause, you have to have access to hot chicks with fappable shoes, and you have to be honest in your fap count.

You begin by masturbating in shoes, women's shoes

Blasphemy,wash ur mouth!

Fapping is a fine excersize!
you need to be a real man to be big enough fap into a shoe, just dont do it when your missus is asleep, when she wakes up to find you with dick in shoe she will not be impressed
 

Gep

The Guv'nor
Jun 12, 2005
16,493
Bozi said:
you wouls earn 5 fappy bonus points if it was chrissy m's face:faq1:

Well in that case i'll be the Fappy champion cos my screen is full of stains .......................Hold up! You literally meant her face didnt you. :eyebrows:

:D
 

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