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Enron

Enron

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Kaiser Franco said:
Stop being an arsebandit and go see who started this. It's all there so go and check. Then and then only open your gob again. In the past 3 or so weeks Burke has continuously tried to get a reaction from me. Why he would do this I think I have an idea, and if Im correct then this just further shows how irremediably sad and in need of a life some ppl here are. You yourself have admirably played your minion part with more "subtle" snide remarks here and there and a "cock ass" thrown at me somewhere in the middle. Anyway, from the top of my head, Burke has :

- questioned my sexual orienation
- "described" my genitalia
- mocked my appearance, my vestimentary style and the place where I live.
- no doubt added a few other "wordages" in the mix that I don't need to remember now coz I think you got the drift.

It's only AFTER that that I had enough and decided to reply, mostly because I really don't see why on earth I should get lectured about the shoes Im wearing at a frigging football match or the furniture in MY pad (90 square meters in one of the nicest areas of town, yeah Im such a "losel") which I pay with MY money by some spoon-fed parasite who won't know the meanings of "effort" or "self-reliance" before he hits 30.

Now I assume plenty of "ownages" and "da's" and "woppers" will follow, but don't expect a reply from me anymore as my job here is done and another more relevant one is calling.
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Dear Mr Libero,

I don't believe I've called you a cockass in this thread. I did call you a cockass in another thread. But that was because at the particular moment you fit the profile. I said you were "posting like a cockass" in reply to your bashing of the German posters on this forum, in particular Tino. Which was pretty disgusting and may have warranted a warning. But that is another story. The fact is you dish out as much as you take thøugh you may not feel this is true. So suck it up. I honestly don't care about your pad and what part of town you live in and how you got there, as I am sure everyone has their own success/sob stories. Since you won't be replying I'll give some advice, stop being arrogant, bullheaded, rude, condiscending and a plethera of other adjectives and you'll find life much easier.

Your Arsebandit,

Enron



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Slagathor

Slagathor

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Enron said:
Did you see Bush put the moves on Germany's Chancellor? :D
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I was more charmed by his lil' talk with Blair that we weren't supposed to hear but he forgot there was a microphone 2 feet away:

"What needs to happen is just for Hezbollah to stop this shit"

Aahh the world is in capable hands :D
 
Martin

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Erik-with-a-k said:
I was more charmed by his lil' talk with Blair that we weren't supposed to hear but he forgot there was a microphone 2 feet away:

"What needs to happen is just for Hezbollah to stop this shit"

Aahh the world is in capable hands :D
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Those are his exact words? Too much mtv...
 
Martin

Martin

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Erik-with-a-k said:
BTW, get on MSN if you can
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Sorry, sorta grounded at the moment. Having a harddrive failure, trying to diagnose it. Drive just dies in the middle of use for no apparent reason, no kernel errors or anything. Think it might be the IDE cable/motherboard, but I don't know how to check for that. So I wanted to run some Maxtor diagnosis software, but I can only do that if I boot from a floppy. And to create the floppy I need to install the Maxtor software first. Don't have a floppy drive on the laptop, so that's no good. So tried to do that on my sis' computer, but she's got a password. Tried to circumvent that, but the special tool I used wouldn't work. Might have fucked something up now, reinstall on the cards if she can't log in with her password. Meanwhile the desktop is still on the fritz and I'm in evilos on the laptop.
 
Slagathor

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Martin said:
Sorry, sorta grounded at the moment. Having a harddrive failure, trying to diagnose it. Drive just dies in the middle of use for no apparent reason, no kernel errors or anything. Think it might be the IDE cable/motherboard, but I don't know how to check for that. So I wanted to run some Maxtor diagnosis software, but I can only do that if I boot from a floppy. And to create the floppy I need to install the Maxtor software first. Don't have a floppy drive on the laptop, so that's no good. So tried to do that on my sis' computer, but she's got a password. Tried to circumvent that, but the special tool I used wouldn't work. Might have fucked something up now, reinstall on the cards if she can't log in with her password. Meanwhile the desktop is still on the fritz and I'm in evilos on the laptop.
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Aye...

Alright, you're forgiven :D
 
Slagathor

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Martin said:
hardware sucks!
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Tell me about it, the DVD recorder is officially wrecked here...

Oh, found a screen shot, what he literally said was:

"See, the irony is what they really need to do is to get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit"

Before Bush said that, Blair had been talking on and on about diplomacy, what to do, blah. Then after Bush said that, Blair was speechless:

"..."

:howler:
 
Martin

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Erik-with-a-k said:
Tell me about it, the DVD recorder is officially wrecked here...

Oh, found a screen shot, what he literally said was:

"See, the irony is what they really need to do is to get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit"

Before Bush said that, Blair had been talking on and on about diplomacy, what to do, blah. Then after Bush said that, Blair was speechless:

"..."

:howler:
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Great Dutch translation too :D

Bush's problem is very easy to solve. Want someone to stop doing something? Pay them. Want someone to start doing something? Pay them. Never fails.
 
The Pado

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Bush did the impossible. He solved the Mideast crisis when we all thought there was no possible solution. You want peace? OK, just call Koffi Annan and tell him to tell Syria to tell Hezbollah to stop their shit, and the world is saved. Once the shit stops, peace comes to the region.

Why didn't any of you think of that first?
 
Martin

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The Pado said:
Bush did the impossible. He solved the Mideast crisis when we all thought there was no possible solution. You want peace? OK, just call Koffi Annan and tell him to tell Syria to tell Hezbollah to stop their shit, and the world is saved. Once the shit stops, peace comes to the region.

Why didn't any of you think of that first?
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I'm just not that bright.
 
Martin

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The Pado said:
I was actually crediting Martin with inventing the internet. I'm certain he had more to do with it than Al Gore did.
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Well historians differ. Some say it's me, others say it's Al. We've agreed to not let that come between us.
 
Slagathor

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Martin said:
Well historians differ. Some say it's me, others say it's Al. We've agreed to not let that come between us.
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Shared custody, huh? So who's responsible for the tube clogging we've experienced in Alaskan sections of the internet these past days?
 
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