Nick Against the World (97 Viewers)

[JCK]

Erik, I'm in love.

 

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[Martin]

Shared custody, huh? So who's responsible for the tube clogging we've experienced in Alaskan sections of the internet these past days?

I think you got the wrong guy. We never sent any internets to Alaska.

 

[Slagathor]

I think you got the wrong guy. We never sent any internets to Alaska.

You better check with your personal assistants, someone messed up

Erik, I'm in love.

Bugger, I knew I should've told you several basic rules that apply to Amsterdam's red light district

 

[Martin]

You better check with your personal assistants, someone messed up

Impossible, we only hired people with the highest internet certification.

Bugger, I knew I should've told you several basic rules that apply to Amsterdam's red light district

Reminds me of a joke I heard a comedian tell once. "Is it wrong to want to cuddle after sex? I was just trying to be romantic. But the prostitute told me to leave."

 

[The Pado]

I think you got the wrong guy. We never sent any internets to Alaska.

You didn't, but that tobacco-chewing redneck of a kosovar pick-pocket from ALABANIA did.

 

[Martin]

You didn't, but that tobacco-chewing redneck of a kosovar pick-pocket from ALABANIA did.

I haven't seen that guy for ages, where is he hiding?

 

[swag]

I don't know where, but wherever it is, it must involve a lawnchair.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

So's your country

Da.....I know.

But at least most of mine is above see level.

 

[Martin]

Da.....I know.

But at least most of mine is above see level.

reminds me of a Norwegian saying noone here will appreciate

"vi har vårt på det tørre"

 

[swag]

reminds me of a Norwegian saying noone here will appreciate

"vi har vårt på det tørre"

"You smell of lutefisk"?

 

[Martin]

"You smell of lutefisk"?

Close, but no cigar. It literally means "we are staying dry", but the phrase means "we have done nothing we could be punished for".

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

reminds me of a Norwegian saying noone here will appreciate

"vi har vårt på det tørre"

What does it mean?

If it is good, I will put it in my sig.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Close, but no cigar. It literally means "we are staying dry", but the phrase means "we have done nothing we could be punished for".

That is aweet.

I think Bush has that tattooed on his back.

 

[The Pado]

Close, but no cigar. It literally means "we are staying dry", but the phrase means "we have done nothing we could be punished for".

In my house, that phrase means that the 3-year old did not climb into her parents bed and have an accident during the night. "We are staying dry".

 

[JCK]

Bugger, I knew I should've told you several basic rules that apply to Amsterdam's red light district

I know you were kidding. I live very close to the red light districtbut I've been there once during the day to buy drill blades and a box of screws.

I am more of a Vondelpark guy or sitting on the bench and watch the boats passing by. Amazing that no boat looks like the other

 

[Martin]

I am more of a Vondelpark guy or sitting on the bench and watch the boats passing by. Amazing that no boat looks like the other

Vondelpark is a little boring.

 

[Martin]

Have you been to Hortus, the botanical gardens? It rocks.

 

[Slagathor]

Da.....I know.

But at least most of mine is above see level.

How suburban

I know you were kidding. I live very close to the red light districtbut I've been there once during the day to buy drill blades and a box of screws.

I am more of a Vondelpark guy or sitting on the bench and watch the boats passing by. Amazing that no boat looks like the other

Vondelpark is nice but I'm a hay fever patient so no dice. I'll take Museum square

 

[The Pado]

I know you were kidding. I live very close to the red light districtbut I've been there once during the day to buy drill blades and a box of screws.

So this guys walks into a brothel and says, "I'm looking for a box of screws", and the Madame says, "You're in the right place."

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

In my house, that phrase means that the 3-year old did not climb into her parents bed and have an accident during the night. "We are staying dry".

Little Pado.........

What a dreamer.........