Nick Against the World (81 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Azzurri ... good answers..

but its the second time I see people pick Pado as someone who could kick the crap out of everyone...

I don't understand...anyman that wears a pink shirt with a white t-shirt underneath and grey slacks is actually begging for a 'beatin'.

OK, I admit that I can't beat crap out of a diaper, but I'm missing the clothing reference.

*EDIT* Ok, I just saw it. btw, it was a gray T-shirt

 

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[The Pado]

gino genessio asked me to post this-

fuck you guys i am 100% percent italiana, i even eat pastrami on la panino, i am a juventus "tifosa" (ha ha see old lady so it makes me a tifosa), i even slept with a horse but couldnt figure out why i needed to give a horse head in bed, so vaff...vaf....eh...fuck off i am more italian than you and if you disagree i will punch you all in the face

Bozi, that was your best ever! I tried to +rep you, but need to spread the love before I can hit you again.

 

[Bozi]

Bozi, that was your best ever! I tried to +rep you, but need to spread the love before I can hit you again.

thanks pado from you that means a lot, just a rare moment of clarity

 

[Martin]

Don't waste your time visiting, as there are no Italian sections of North Carolina. First we must first pave roads and build a couple permanent structures before actual people move to this state. Currently we are a jungle wilderness where only the gorillas twirl their moustaches and say "Mamma Mia Pizzeria, dat's ah italian".

Once we get those roads built, we should try to lure an NHL franchise here capable to beating the Canadiens in Frenchie Town . . . oh wait

MOCK!!

If you want Italian, look no further than Utrecht, we have a completely authentic Italian restaurant and the title is grammatically correct too. Are you ready for it? "Tutti a tavola". Clever, isn't it? Oh there's another one called "Mr. Jack's".

 

[Snoop]

gino genessio asked me to post this-

fuck you guys i am 100% percent italiana, i even eat pastrami on la panino, i am a juventus "tifosa" (ha ha see old lady so it makes me a tifosa), i even slept with a horse but couldnt figure out why i needed to give a horse head in bed, so vaff...vaf....eh...fuck off i am more italian than you and if you disagree i will punch you all in the face

that was funny


btw, there is no hate between me and Jeeks (at least from my side), just saying

 

[Bozi]

hey i am just picking up on what i see, jack has never said he has a problem with you either but it is quite obvious to me that there is a bit of intensity there and not a lot of love

 

[The Pado]

If you want Italian, look no further than Utrecht, we have a completely authentic Italian restaurant and the title is grammatically correct too. Are you ready for it? "Tutti a tavola". Clever, isn't it? Oh there's another one called "Mr. Jack's".

When did you move to Nederlands?

 

[Martin]

When did you move to Nederlands?

3 months ago

 

[The Pado]

3 months ago

Do you ever get the urge to cross the border, find Seven and stomp him?

 

[Snoop]

hey i am just picking up on what i see, jack has never said he has a problem with you either but it is quite obvious to me that there is a bit of intensity there and not a lot of love

there was a little, it's all cool now

 

[Snoop]

Bozi you missed this thread? I added the Celtic game for you

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16023

 

[Martin]

Do you ever get the urge to cross the border, find Seven and stomp him?

I fight it daily

 

[3pac]

11. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
sorry mate but sir sebi

I live in a civilized society, we don't have confrontations

 

[Bozi]

I live in a civilized society, we don't have confrontations

and there was me thinking that typing was hard for your people due to the knuckles scraping the ground, not that i can talk, i live in a counrty whose major export if scotch "whothefuckareyoulookinat?"whisky

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

hey did we end up getting results from the nicks survey?

 

[swag]

Bozi, that was your best ever! I tried to +rep you, but need to spread the love before I can hit you again.

Not to worry. I got him.

 

[Vinman]

gino genessio asked me to post this-

fuck you guys i am 100% percent italiana, i even eat pastrami on la panino, i am a juventus "tifosa" (ha ha see old lady so it makes me a tifosa), i even slept with a horse but couldnt figure out why i needed to give a horse head in bed, so vaff...vaf....eh...fuck off i am more italian than you and if you disagree i will punch you all in the face

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:


this may qualify as post of the year !!!

 

[flieeeekke]

"vaff... vaf.. fuck off" is funny. haha funny

 

[swag]

Don't waste your time visiting, as there are no Italian sections of North Carolina. First we must first pave roads and build a couple permanent structures before actual people move to this state. Currently we are a jungle wilderness where only the gorillas twirl their moustaches and say "Mamma Mia Pizzeria, dat's ah italian".

Once we get those roads built, we should try to lure an NHL franchise here capable to beating the Canadiens in Frenchie Town . . . oh wait

MOCK!!

True confession: I briefly lived in Durham, NC over a dozen years ago. I basically hung out looking for work during a recession -- inbetween the times I was sodomizing Duke lacrosse players. So I know first-hand of what Pado speaks.

The Research Triangle Park area, or RTP, is the region connected by Durham, Chapel Hill, and Pado's very own Raleigh. Contrary to conventional wisdom, however, it's not called a "triangle" because that's the shape you get when connect the dots between the towns. (Though I have seen the one map in town, marked up with crayon, and I must confess that it does look somewhat "triangle like".)

Instead, RTP owes its name more to the Bermuda Triangle -- because educated humans who ventured down there from more civilized parts of the world often disappeared, never to be seen again. Surrounding RTP is a jungle infested with a morass of mutated DNA, half-men-half-wild-boar, and feral humans who choose to sodomize themselves rather than the Duke lacrosse team.

Many an explorer has tried to navigate these dangerous wildlands to document the place for mankind ... and cover credits for National Geographic. But of the few who have returned alive, none have returned sane.

 

[Enron]

True confession: I briefly lived in Durham, NC over a dozen years ago. I basically hung out looking for work during a recession -- inbetween the times I was sodomizing Duke lacrosse players. So I know first-hand of what Pado speaks.

The Research Triangle Park area, or RTP, is the region connected by Durham, Chapel Hill, and Pado's very own Raleigh. Contrary to conventional wisdom, however, it's not called a "triangle" because that's the shape you get when connect the dots between the towns. (Though I have seen the one map in town, marked up with crayon, and I must confess that it does look somewhat "triangle like".)

Instead, RTP owes its name more to the Bermuda Triangle -- because educated humans who ventured down there from more civilized parts of the world often disappeared, never to be seen again. Surrounding RTP is a jungle infested with a morass of mutated DNA, half-men-half-wild-boar, and feral humans who choose to sodomize themselves rather than the Duke lacrosse team.

Many an explorer has tried to navigate these dangerous wildlands to document the place for mankind ... and cover credits for National Geographic. But of the few who have returned alive, none have returned sane.

Greensboro has a great Olive Garden.