Damn, I'm really constrained answering this as a mod!
1. If you were one of those Canadian hunters clubbing seals to death which poster would be the seal??
Can't say.
2. Two/Three members you would most like to have dinner with?
Graham, Martin, Erik
3. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
Can't say.
4. You are on “Who wants to be a Millionaire?” What poster would be your ‘phone a friend”? (For those who don’t know the show this is the person you call if you don’t know the answer to a question: this person will provide help)
Kaiser Franco.
5. Thread you avoid at all costs.
Unfortunately, have to read the worst ones the most. :frown:
6. What two members would you like to see in an old fashioned “cage match”.
Vinman and Respaul. It'd be vicious.
7. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with??
Can't say.
8. Male member who is most likely gay.
Don't know!
9. Female member who gives out the easiest.
Does Lilli still post. Oh, hang on, can't say. :wink:
10. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
Tom.
11. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
Snoop, but it's the kind of question where the opposite could be true - damn internet personalities!
12. Member who needs to get laid.
Burke.
13. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
Me.
14. Poster who is probably NOTHING like their on-line personality??
Pado, definately.
14b. Poster who is the MOST like their online personality
Enron.
15. Juventuz.com needs a slogan: WHAT would it be?
Juventus.com, the No-Capello Juve forum.
16. Did RIVER exist?? If so, did she really die?
Yes. No.
17. WHO does Paul (Shadowfax) probably look like most? Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, Simon Powell from American Idol or the guy that played Benny Hill??
I always pictured him as rake-thin for some reason. I'll go with Clive Owen.
18. You are in the following situations..(When I refer to WHO I mean members of Juventuz.com only):
a. You wake up in your hotel room with a dead hooker and a stash of crack (neither is yours and you don't remember how they got in your room)..WHO do you call for help?
Pado.
b. You need help solving a people problem and the POLICE will not be of any help..WHO do you call?
Swag.
c. You are on the trial of your life and you need a witness to ACT as your alibi (essentially they will be lying for you)..WHO do you call?
Damn, why do I mostly know honest people? Erm, Incubo, providing he had a motive for keeping me out of jail.
d. You have an extra ticket for a CL Final involving Juve and another team..WHO do you bring?
Vinman. What can I say? The man's passionate about the game.
e. You need to borrow a sh*t load of cash as soon as possible?? WHO do you call?
Who here is rich? Really?
f. You need to lay low (hide out) in some remote place for a while… WHO do you call?
Frappr is
here for anyone following me. I'd go with Chxta, maybe Espectro.
19. Member JUVENTUZ.com cannot live without?
Marty. No bandwidth, no servers, no site.
20. In three words (maximum) describe the Nick against the World Thread.
Of Human Banging.
21. Lilianna or Fabiana (Black Mamba?).
Fabi.
22. What poster comes to mind:
Punk: Claire.
Chimp Chump: Nick - I associate it with his thread.
Plain stupid: Can't say.
Boring: Chxta - man, that blog... :biggrin:
Pointless: Burke. It's his purpose in life.
Get a life: Fanboys of all kinds.
23. You are back at the schoolyard and you are captain of the soccer team..in front of you are all the Juventuz posters..you get to pick the first player to make up your team…WHO do you pick?
Erik. He's Dutch.
24. Ok now..WHO do you think would be picked last?
Liliana.
25. What member’s post do you usually make a point of reading?
Martin, Gray, Majed, Swag.
26. What member’s post do you usually make a point of ignoring?
God, I wish I could.
27. WHY hasn’t INCUBOROSSONERO ever posted his pic??
Christian Vieri has the image rights.
28. Post of the Year:
I haven't a clue. I'd have to be able to see who I gave rep to, and I just can't remember. We should really have a post of the month thread.
29. Finally, what has led to the supposed decline of Juventuz.com??
a. The Sale of Juventuz
b. The Nick against the World thread.
c. The likes of Gino Genesio and his merry bunch in the match threads?
d. (ADD YOUR OWN)
Anyone who's been here a long time remembers great posters who've sadly left or gotten much less active. Some of it is nostalgia for old friends, some of it was a decline in the strictness of moderation in the last year or so of Martin's reign. Mostly though, it's my fault, and yours. Post less, think more, dumbasses.
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