1. If you were one of those Canadian hunters clubbing seals to death which poster would be the seal??
m-ellyan or hanyuko
2. Two/Three members you would most like to have dinner with?
hambon,rab,jack (giovanotti,byron,alan,and a few more though would get an invite)
3. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
touh one but probably rainforrest lui-man those man reports go on for ever
4. You are on “Who wants to be a Millionaire?” What poster would be your ‘phone a friend”? (For those who don’t know the show this is the person you call if you don’t know the answer to a question: this person will provide help)
jack
5. Thread you avoid at all costs.
casanno to juve
6. What two members would you like to see in an old fashioned “cage match”.
easily snoop and jeeks, there is a smouldering hatred there i am sure
7. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with??
against or fighting with?? against-seven, beside-rab
8. Male member who is most likely gay.
erik
9. Female member who gives out the easiest.
lilli i think
10. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
espectro-he is death man he wil fuck you up
11. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
sorry mate but sir sebi
12. Member who needs to get laid.
so many, so many, burkey
13. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
go with the general concensus and say nick
14. Poster who is probably NOTHING like their on-line personality??
pado,sebi
14b. Poster who is the MOST like their online personality
jack,aaron
15. Juventuz.com needs a slogan: WHAT would it be?
roll up roll up and see the freak show
16. Did RIVER exist?? If so, did she really die?
dont know dont care
17. WHO does Paul (Shadowfax) probably look like most? Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, Simon Powell from American Idol or the guy that played Benny Hill??
benny hill
18. You are in the following situations..(When I refer to WHO I mean members of Juventuz.com only):
a. You wake up in your hotel room with a dead hooker and a stash of crack (neither is yours and you don't remember how they got in your room)..WHO do you call for help? nambon, he would have been at the party too
b. You need help solving a people problem and the POLICE will not be of any help..WHO do you call? pado he would help me get my dick out of a shoe
c. You are on the trial of your life and you need a witness to ACT as your alibi (essentially they will be lying for you)..WHO do you call?
i am fucked

juve_ruler
d. You have an extra ticket for a CL Final involving Juve and another team..WHO do you bring? who has money i would sell it, nah juve ruler
e. You need to borrow a sh*t load of cash as soon as possible?? WHO do you call? hambon
f. You need to lay low (hide out) in some remote place for a while… WHO do you call? rainforrest lui, the jungle is a great place to hide
19. Member JUVENTUZ.com cannot live without?
quite a few
20. In three words (maximum) describe the Nick against the World Thread.
better than yours
21. Lilianna or Fabiana (Black Mamba?).
dont know fabi well enough so it wuld have to be lilli
22. What poster comes to mind:
Punk: hanyuko "i predict zlatan will score many goals and walk on water" change the fuckin record bitch
Chimp Chump:the champions
Plain stupid: .gino "i punch him in the face" genessio
Boring: ...abu gadanzieri, is this guy for real?discuss
Pointless: rainforest lui
Get a life: menace
23. You are back at the schoolyard and you are captain of the soccer team..in front of you are all the Juventuz posters..you get to pick the first player to make up your team…WHO do you pick?
. il re
24. Ok now..WHO do you think would be picked last?
paul
25. What member’s post do you usually make a point of reading?
jack,rab,pado,boner,enron
26. What member’s post do you usually make a point of ignoring?
.the champions, abu gadanzieri- discuss
27. WHY hasn’t INCUBOROSSONERO ever posted his pic??
U*G*L*Y you aint got no alibi you ugly hey hey you ugly
28. Post of the Year:
any where rab tells someone to soap it, nah too many to think
29. Finally, what has led to the supposed decline of Juventuz.com??
a. The Sale of Juventuz
b. The Nick against the World thread.
c. The likes of Gino Genesio and his merry bunch in the match threads?
d. (ADD YOUR OWN)
the tensions between the "established" members and the "whippersnappers" once this subsides we have a quality forum