Nick Against the World (88 Viewers)

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IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

Inferiority complex
Nov 16, 2003
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    Azzurri ... good answers..

    but its the second time I see people pick Pado as someone who could kick the crap out of everyone...

    I don't understand...anyman that wears a pink shirt with a white t-shirt underneath and grey slacks is actually begging for a 'beatin'.
     

    Azzurri7

    Pinturicchio
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    Dec 16, 2003
    72,691
    IncuboRossonero said:
    Azzurri ... good answers..

    but its the second time I see people pick Pado as someone who could kick the crap out of everyone...

    I don't understand...anyman that wears a pink shirt with a white t-shirt underneath and grey slacks is actually begging for a 'beatin'.

    :howler:


    But still he's "Bald" so he has nothing to loose If he's in a fight. Not to forget that he likes wearing Bandana, just like Berlusconi.
     

    Bozi

    The Bozman
    Administrator
    Oct 18, 2005
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    1. If you were one of those Canadian hunters clubbing seals to death which poster would be the seal??
    m-ellyan or hanyuko
    2. Two/Three members you would most like to have dinner with?
    hambon,rab,jack (giovanotti,byron,alan,and a few more though would get an invite)

    3. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
    touh one but probably rainforrest lui-man those man reports go on for ever

    4. You are on “Who wants to be a Millionaire?” What poster would be your ‘phone a friend”? (For those who don’t know the show this is the person you call if you don’t know the answer to a question: this person will provide help)
    jack
    5. Thread you avoid at all costs.
    casanno to juve

    6. What two members would you like to see in an old fashioned “cage match”.
    easily snoop and jeeks, there is a smouldering hatred there i am sure

    7. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with??
    against or fighting with?? against-seven, beside-rab
    8. Male member who is most likely gay.
    erik

    9. Female member who gives out the easiest.
    lilli i think

    10. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
    espectro-he is death man he wil fuck you up

    11. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
    sorry mate but sir sebi
    12. Member who needs to get laid.
    so many, so many, burkey

    13. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
    go with the general concensus and say nick
    14. Poster who is probably NOTHING like their on-line personality??
    pado,sebi

    14b. Poster who is the MOST like their online personality
    jack,aaron

    15. Juventuz.com needs a slogan: WHAT would it be?
    roll up roll up and see the freak show

    16. Did RIVER exist?? If so, did she really die?
    dont know dont care

    17. WHO does Paul (Shadowfax) probably look like most? Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, Simon Powell from American Idol or the guy that played Benny Hill??
    benny hill
    18. You are in the following situations..(When I refer to WHO I mean members of Juventuz.com only):
    a. You wake up in your hotel room with a dead hooker and a stash of crack (neither is yours and you don't remember how they got in your room)..WHO do you call for help? nambon, he would have been at the party too

    b. You need help solving a people problem and the POLICE will not be of any help..WHO do you call? pado he would help me get my dick out of a shoe

    c. You are on the trial of your life and you need a witness to ACT as your alibi (essentially they will be lying for you)..WHO do you call?
    i am fucked:oops: juve_ruler

    d. You have an extra ticket for a CL Final involving Juve and another team..WHO do you bring? who has money i would sell it, nah juve ruler

    e. You need to borrow a sh*t load of cash as soon as possible?? WHO do you call? hambon

    f. You need to lay low (hide out) in some remote place for a while… WHO do you call? rainforrest lui, the jungle is a great place to hide

    19. Member JUVENTUZ.com cannot live without?
    quite a few
    20. In three words (maximum) describe the Nick against the World Thread.
    better than yours
    21. Lilianna or Fabiana (Black Mamba?).
    dont know fabi well enough so it wuld have to be lilli:oops:

    22. What poster comes to mind:

    Punk: hanyuko "i predict zlatan will score many goals and walk on water" change the fuckin record bitch
    Chimp Chump:the champions

    Plain stupid: .gino "i punch him in the face" genessio

    Boring: ...abu gadanzieri, is this guy for real?discuss:D

    Pointless: rainforest lui

    Get a life: menace

    23. You are back at the schoolyard and you are captain of the soccer team..in front of you are all the Juventuz posters..you get to pick the first player to make up your team…WHO do you pick?
    . il re

    24. Ok now..WHO do you think would be picked last?
    paul

    25. What member’s post do you usually make a point of reading?
    jack,rab,pado,boner,enron

    26. What member’s post do you usually make a point of ignoring?
    .the champions, abu gadanzieri- discuss

    27. WHY hasn’t INCUBOROSSONERO ever posted his pic??
    U*G*L*Y you aint got no alibi you ugly hey hey you ugly

    28. Post of the Year:
    any where rab tells someone to soap it, nah too many to think

    29. Finally, what has led to the supposed decline of Juventuz.com??

    a. The Sale of Juventuz
    b. The Nick against the World thread.
    c. The likes of Gino Genesio and his merry bunch in the match threads?
    d. (ADD YOUR OWN)

    the tensions between the "established" members and the "whippersnappers" once this subsides we have a quality forum
     

    Slagathor

    Bedpan racing champion
    Jul 25, 2001
    22,708
    IncuboRossonero said:
    ahahahha reminds me of Gino Genesio's famous line:

    MIO BELLO ITALIA

    even a Sudanese would know that sentence is gramatically incorrect...
    when I told him its "MIA BELLA ITALIA" he laughed at me and said "But I'm a guy dodo so its BELLO ITALIA"
    I had inform the "BIG ITALIAN" that its the subject that counts not the person..
    hence MIA BELLA
    :howler: I remember that
     

    Bozi

    The Bozman
    Administrator
    Oct 18, 2005
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    gino genessio asked me to post this-

    fuck you guys i am 100% percent italiana, i even eat pastrami on la panino, i am a juventus "tifosa" (ha ha see old lady so it makes me a tifosa), i even slept with a horse but couldnt figure out why i needed to give a horse head in bed, so vaff...vaf....eh...fuck off i am more italian than you and if you disagree i will punch you all in the face
     

    JCK

    Biased
    JCK
    May 11, 2004
    125,451
    Bozi.78 said:
    gino genessio asked me to post this-

    fuck you guys i am 100% percent italiana, i even eat pastrami on la panino, i am a juventus "tifosa" (ha ha see old lady so it makes me a tifosa), i even slept with a horse but couldnt figure out why i needed to give a horse head in bed, so vaff...vaf....eh...fuck off i am more italian than you and if you disagree i will punch you all in the face
    Where did you drop the smilies?
     

    The Pado

    Filthy Gobbo
    Jul 12, 2002
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    IncuboRossonero said:
    I have LIVED if I haven't visited the Italian area in Raliegh, North Carolina where you can get a good old fashion plate of EYE-Talian pasta with "red" sauce and a nice cappuccino after dinner ...they call it 'the trailer park trash Eye-Talian night out experience" you even get to keep the Menu with a fat chef who has a handlebar moustache saying "MAMMA MIA PIZZERIA" ...
    Don't waste your time visiting, as there are no Italian sections of North Carolina. First we must first pave roads and build a couple permanent structures before actual people move to this state. Currently we are a jungle wilderness where only the gorillas twirl their moustaches and say "Mamma Mia Pizzeria, dat's ah italian".

    Once we get those roads built, we should try to lure an NHL franchise here capable to beating the Canadiens in Frenchie Town . . . oh wait

    MOCK!!
     

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