News that makes you say WTF! (44 Viewers)

DAiDEViL

Senior Member
Feb 21, 2015
64,592
:lol:

She's even got thigh gap :tuttosport:
picture all the healthy fat brit girls sitting in front of their with fat smeared monitors caused by never cleaning their hands after their daily dose fish and chips, signing the petition in thight and way too small jeans shorts with their pale chubby asses hanging out left and right.

they didn't know about the petition.
they didn't know about the ad.
they simply clicked on some pop up for plastic surgery in the top right corner of their monitor whilst they were waiting for World Of Warcraft to slowly load.
 

Mohad

The Ocean Star
May 20, 2009
6,684
What he did was not suicide it was Martydom. Here is a guy who is internally conflicted between his sexual desires and what his religion tells him about having such desires. He feels sinful, guilty and disgusted of himself. Not only would his friends and family and whole community alienate him and see him as a disgusting abomination, he too sees himself as a disgusting abomination. His way of dealing with it is to do something "good" which is to die fighting for Allah. The doctrine of Jihad allows him to kill "American infidels" and die fighting them. His special conflict with homosexuality made him offload that jihad on homosexuals.
Nice conclusion.
 

campionesidd

Senior Member
Mar 16, 2013
16,790
What he did was not suicide it was Martydom. Here is a guy who is internally conflicted between his sexual desires and what his religion tells him about having such desires. He feels sinful, guilty and disgusted of himself. Not only would his friends and family and whole community alienate him and see him as a disgusting abomination, he too sees himself as a disgusting abomination. His way of dealing with it is to do something "good" which is to die fighting for Allah. The doctrine of Jihad allows him to kill "American infidels" and die fighting them. His special conflict with homosexuality made him offload that jihad on homosexuals.
Eloquently put.
 

Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
42,253
Not round enough, too lumpy. Would not bang.
I'm sorry I failed you! :(

Is this better?

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picture all the healthy fat brit girls sitting in front of their with fat smeared monitors caused by never cleaning their hands after their daily dose fish and chips, signing the petition in thight and way too small jeans shorts with their pale chubby asses hanging out left and right.

they didn't know about the petition.
they didn't know about the ad.
they simply clicked on some pop up for plastic surgery in the top right corner of their monitor whilst they were waiting for World Of Warcraft to slowly load.
:lol:

This reminds me of:


:heart:
 

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