NEW USERS:announce yourselves and get your balls cupped here (28 Viewers)

[Kaiser Franco]

Im okay, busy repopulating the New Centre of the World with cute little heptalingual semi-laowai. Do you want to do a Kora around Amnye Machen?

Who's the utter sfigaz who changed my nickname? It can't be you, I'd lose a lot of respect. Not for the attempt, for the sheer poorness of it.

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This thread's title summarises the current situation very perfectly, let me applaud the author for that.

Our collective balls : they have been cupped for too long, far too long.

And now it's coming at us, the biggest World shift since the Fall of Rome, the largest, fastest and so far most peaceful lifting out of poverty in the history of Mankind, one billion people, just like that, what took us two Industrial Revs, two World Wars & 'ommiracolo economico to achieve...has just happened again, in the space of a generation!

It's coming at us all right, but also in the form of an Ivy-Leagued, terracotta-faced army of managers and technocrats. And our response is what? Pepis Krillo, Podemosebene, Zipro & Varufacchia..

BALLCUPPERS! BALLCUPPERS! BALLCUPPERS! BALLCUPPERS!

We deserve what's coming at us, we deserve it all.

Amen & Amon.

 

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[swag]

Dude, I need a translator. Or SingJuveSing to translate.

Ahh, yeah, I didn't think you inspired the username change. I just poked in the other mods on that.

But what's in a username?

Hope the brown cloud is treating you well.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Just a username yeah, but it's MY username, it's all I have.

"ImaBitzfeshmilanista nghééééé nghéééé"

"10th place shcudettow mpf mpff"

O the subhumanity, the cerebral ballcuppism to its quintessence. I am in awe. Forza ISIS, we deserve you.

 

[Martin]

too much couscous?

 

[Kaiser Franco]

It's the Uyghurs Martin, the damn Uyghurs.

There I was, minding my own kora with the Tibet men, when out of the blue came this Uyghur, cupping my balls in a bowl of chickpeas.

 

[Martin]

did he at least spit on your feet in appreciation?

 

[Kaiser Franco]

He did spit on my feet, but that was only because the kora takes you through the most untouched parts of physical Tibet, where every inch of ground is sacred. Did you know that no human has ever managed to conquer Mount Kawagarbo, and that those who did try have either given up or perished?

Martin : that Uyghur may have been a ballcupper, but he certainly knew his Tibet and the implications of soiling it with one's phlegm.

 

[ZoSo]

too much couscous?

the food so nice they named it twice

 

[digitalbash]

How do I remove this fucking censorship?

 

[Dostoevsky]

How do I remove this fucking censorship?

settings > edit profile > Profanity Filter: turn off

if that's what you mean

 

[digitalbash]

settings > edit profile > Profanity Filter: turn off

if that's what you mean

thanks man, big difference!

 

[GordoDeCentral]

the food so nice they named it twice

okocha

 

[ZoSo]

okocha

im not a cannibal

 

[Fred]

Ahoy, lads! I'm new here. Name's MajdAddin Alhasi. Bianconeri's fan since as far as I can remember. I just found the website, and I'm glad there's such a dedicated forum for our beloved old lady!

Cheers!

I'm guessing you're Libyan?

If so, how could you support your colonizers?

 

[Fr3sh]

 

[swag]

Whew. The Kaiser is back...

 

[ReBeL]

I'm guessing you're Libyan?

If so, how could you support your colonizers?

Ouch.

 

[Fred]

Ouch.

I hope I didn't scare him away, I just wanted him to start getting used to the kind of sarcasm he'll regularly face here

 

[Admod]

Hi guys
I am a juventini since 1999 that based in Indonesia

Just looking for an international juventini forum to have a nice chat and discussion about our beloved club

 

[Fr3sh]

Hi guys
I am a juventini since 1999 that based in Indonesia

Just looking for an international juventini forum to have a nice chat and discussion about our beloved club

Hi, how's it going?

Welcome to the forum, you'll have a good time, just be weary of the international fanbase, only the true fans (italians) appreciate the team properly, the rest are fickle spoiled fans.