Name Some Weird Things About Yourself? (22 Viewers)

[Bozi]

1) I can't sleep if the bedroom door is open.
2) 13 is my lucky number
3) I like to cuddle/spoon after sex

please tell me thats just until the taxi arrives

 

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[Bisco]

please tell me thats just until the taxi arrives

 

[Delle Alpi]

please tell me thats just until the taxi arrives

I love to cuddle with girls I have feelings to only. but those one night stands, I just don't wait for the taxi to arrive, I open the door and run with pants half way down

 

[Bozi]

I love to cuddle with girls I have feelings to only. but those one night stands, I just don't wait for the taxi to arrive, I open the door and run with pants half way down

hopefully not in the winter! in Canada!! jesus christ she will be wondering why you are showing her a twiglet and a walnut shell

 

[Buck Fuddy]

I collect wine corks, I have A LOT
I take the laptop with me when taking a dump
I double check if I locked the door when leaving home EVERY TIME

I can do better than that:
I leave the house & lock the door.
Get into my car & start it.
Doubts arrive: "did I lock the door?"
Get out of the car & walk back up to the house to check.

Doesn't happen every day though. Only about 90% of the time.

You guys could never have made it in Spinal Tap.

3) I like to cuddle/spoon after sex

I would like to try that some day. But they charge extra for that, don't they?

 

[Delle Alpi]

I


I would like to try that some day. But they charge extra for that, don't they?

Here it's always holiday spirit, and at time you get paid to do so

 

[Bozi]

I don't like when I like a song and then it becomes mainstream and is wayy overplayed.

wait a minute

am i hearing this right?

a Robbie Williams fan complaining about songs that are too comercial

seriously, am i the only one who picked up on this?

 

[X Æ A-12]

I've never listened to Robbie Williams.

 

[JCK]

Me neither.

 

[Christina]

seriously, am i the only one who picked up on this?

His songs are always about himself, written by himself. They're not commercial pop like Lady Gaga, Kesha, etc. Plus, he's not mainstream here so he doesn't count.

 

[rounder]

I've never listened to Robbie Williams.

Me neither.

I thought this was the 'Name Weird Things About Yourself' Thread.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I love flossing bitchs teeth with my dick.

 

[Fred]

Woah, does that mean you have a smaller weiner than Dhee Dhee?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

no man he means floss as in go all out

 

[Byrone]

seriously, am i the only one who picked up on this?

It can't be the first time you've spotted a hypocrite, besides most guys are too busy trying to impress Christina to potentially destroy their chances with her.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Woah, does that mean you have a smaller weiner than Dhee Dhee?

I would love to eat your toast.

 

[Delle Alpi]

I would love to eat your toast.

Now that's one moldy untouched toast. I wouldn't recommend so

 

[Lapa]

You wouldn't like it in Croatia. On our cigarettes is written:Cigarettes cause impotency

That's just cruel.

 

[JCK]

I thought this was the 'Name Weird Things About Yourself' Thread.

It was not intended to be a weird thing about me, it was just a reply to his post.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I thought this was the 'Name Weird Things About Yourself' Thread.

uh oh! two short off topic posts, we might as well close this thread because It's fucked already.