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bruh, people here are too trigger happy, wtf. They go around shooting anyone who comes close to their house
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/nat...ing-into-wrong-driveway-police/4249279/?amp=1
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Hey, I didn't even bring up Twisted Sister.
I mean, talk about a trans band. And the MAGAs we're blasting "We're Not Gonna Take It" by them at their political rallies just several months ago.
How completely f'ed up is THAT? "Don't touch my Bud Light adverts, but let's rally our political movement around tranny theme songs."
Seriously, can you get any more trans than this video? Even the kids aren't spared:
And speaking of Twisted Sister, based on your Insta feed, did you guys go to Coachella or something?
I mean, talk about a trans band. And the MAGAs we're blasting "We're Not Gonna Take It" by them at their political rallies just several months ago.
How completely f'ed up is THAT? "Don't touch my Bud Light adverts, but let's rally our political movement around tranny theme songs."
Seriously, can you get any more trans than this video? Even the kids aren't spared:
And speaking of Twisted Sister, based on your Insta feed, did you guys go to Coachella or something?
And nah to Coachella. I was thinking about it though. The closest I got to the festival was sitting nearby two hipster dudes at a nice brunch spot who asked “what’s this for”, referring to the assortment of jelly, jam, and butter for the toast and baguettes sitting on their table. He was dressed like Billy Madison but with a chain around his neck. I was about to pull a Pado and throw his avocado and mushroom omelette without avocados and mushrooms across the patio. Probably good thing I didn’t go.
White dude ranking for topics concerning women:
1) nice bush
2) pooping out babies
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267,761) Participating in sports
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This reminds me of a great doctor story I remember.
You know there's this phenomenon among ER docs who have to remove strange objects from people's rectums? You know, they usual sus of "I was only naked under my robe, but my robe flew open" variety. I'm sure you've seen this phenom:
https://gizmodo.com/the-site-where-doctors-go-to-share-x-rays-of-weird-thin-1683821760
Well back in the 80s, Bud Light introduced a marketing campaign to distinguish Bud Light from other light beers (a knock at Miller's Lite):
The goal being to get customers to ask for it by name.
Now back to the butt. A doc I know had a patient who "found" a lightbulb stuck in his rectum. I asked if the ambient energy of the X-ray might have caused the light bulb to light up.
Which lead to our addition to the Bud Light commercial of its time: "Give me a light.... No, Butt Light."
That was already funny and could have been funnier!
Most men I know who are agitated about tranny Bud Light pitchwomen would normally be like, "Women's sports? If I wanted to watch a bunch of lesbians get sweaty, ESPN should cover women's competitive lawncare."
You know there's this phenomenon among ER docs who have to remove strange objects from people's rectums? You know, they usual sus of "I was only naked under my robe, but my robe flew open" variety. I'm sure you've seen this phenom:
https://gizmodo.com/the-site-where-doctors-go-to-share-x-rays-of-weird-thin-1683821760
Well back in the 80s, Bud Light introduced a marketing campaign to distinguish Bud Light from other light beers (a knock at Miller's Lite):
The goal being to get customers to ask for it by name.
Now back to the butt. A doc I know had a patient who "found" a lightbulb stuck in his rectum. I asked if the ambient energy of the X-ray might have caused the light bulb to light up.
Which lead to our addition to the Bud Light commercial of its time: "Give me a light.... No, Butt Light."
And nah to Coachella. I was thinking about it though. The closest I got to the festival was sitting nearby two hipster dudes at a nice brunch spot who asked “what’s this for”, referring to the assortment of jelly, jam, and butter for the toast and baguettes sitting on their table. He was dressed like Billy Madison but with a chain around his neck. I was about to pull a Pado and throw his avocado and mushroom omelette without avocados and mushrooms across the patio. Probably good thing I didn’t go.
Most men I know who are agitated about tranny Bud Light pitchwomen would normally be like, "Women's sports? If I wanted to watch a bunch of lesbians get sweaty, ESPN should cover women's competitive lawncare."
