This one disturbs me the most. Like...
What's up with all the bread?
What kind of cult is this with all the laydeez wearing white but the dude ain't?
What's with all the plastic flowers?
Why does the dude have an elfen haircut and a green shirt like he's having family breakfast before going to Santa's workshop?
And why is the elf enticing his supposed daughter with a giant loaf as if standing in for daddy's schlong? And why is mom proudly arranging that play date?
How many frigging coffee cups does a family of three need to drink out of at once?
And "dreamstime.com" makes me think:
I am most disturbed.
I think 3-9 should be called a mild shooting. Save mass shootings for anything in double digits category.
I think the Vatican needs to demand that "mass" is a protected designation of origin and that only shootings that take place in Catholic churches during mass can be designated as "mass shootings".
Meaning that Dylann Roof's massacre in Charleston has to be called an "Administration of the Lord's Supper" shooting.
America has so many mass shootings, there needs to be better classifications for nuance. "Gun violence" needs to be in American English what "snow" is to eskimos.