It's almost to his senile advantage that he has to delegate. Which means future purchases of Greenland or throwing paper towels at Puerto Ricans are less likely.
The #1 reason I don't have kids is the other parents. No lie. I want absolutely nothing to do with the neurotic, snitching, risk-intolerant, coddling, and whining that has come to define parenting in America. It's a sick cult.
Someone needs to blow that story open.