i, much like you jasper, have an appreciation of the finer, "films", if you will. i have no patience for predictable mainstream movies that are solely reliant on visual appeal, a barrage of recycled jokes and make no attempt to conceal it. i have found many of the comedies that you have mentioned to be fine example of human ingenuity and i am of your opinion when it comes to what movies to avoid. however, many people, fine intelligent people, like the good doctor here conscientiously choose to pander to such "unspeakable abominations". myself, have succumbed to the temptation and while i do not make a habit of it, i do firmly believe in the right that people have not to be castigated about it. you sir, make the mistake of judging to quickly and that makes you, at the very best, an annoyance.
i guess what i am really tying to say with this l rather lengthy paragraph is ... doesn't it hurt on your throat when you walk all day with a stick stuck up your ass so far in, that it affects aforementioned throat?