Emerson? The plumber from Chelsea?
What the fuck is an Onyango? Koulibay will be 40 by then.
Trashford leading the line? GTFO!
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I used to like Pjanic, but now, just like every other midfield player not named Bentancur on our roster, I consider him dispensable. Would I be delighted to see him leave? Absolutely not.
Would he be the first name I'd put up for sale in our midfield? Definitely not - that honor belongs to Rabiot, or it's a tossup between the Faggy French Frog and Burnturdeski, if we consider the latter a midfielder. The only issue is, no one seems to want our trash, and why should they? Therefore, unfortunately, Pjanic might have to be the sacrificial lamb. If it's between him, Dybala, De Ligt and Sandro, Pjanic has got to go 11 times out of 10.