Maurizio Sarri (51 Viewers)

[X Æ A-12]

but doesnt he have to smoke every 20 minutes?

 

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[.zero]

He has one lit up behind the mask at all times

 

[X Æ A-12]

smart way to optimize your nicotine dollar.

 

[Bianconero81]

Pointy elbows - the sign of an incompetent untrustworthy coach.

 

[Mr Chocolate]

His elbows are disgusting

 

[Ali]

Kiss this season goodbye. Just read his interview and he is full of contradictions and excuses.
https://www.juventus.com/en/news/news/2020/the-restart--according-to-sarri.php

 

[KB824]

Leave.


Just leave.


Getting outplayed by Donnarumma and the local Bocce team. GTFO.


Moments like this make me wish the lockdown was longer

 

[Boksic]

I forgot how boring Sarriball is

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

My favourite tactic of his is when our players are in good crossing positions but instead pass the ball back. Never waste a good opportunity to keep possession

 

[Cerval]

Yeah those backpasses starting from forward positions were nice

 

[Gian]

I really wonder how this jabroni managed to keep his job

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Maybe a Juventino journalist can bait him into saying something racist and get him fired

 

[Bianconero81]

I really wonder how this jabroni managed to keep his job

You should blame the Jabronis who were fawning over the prospect, tugging their dicks to bring him here.

 

[BayernFan]

seems Sarri and Kovac went to the same fraud school in coaching

 

[Bianconero81]

Probably. Imagine you have a nice Jaguar parked in your garage, but you trade it for a Skoda Felicia, or that you're dating a successful and driven lawyer, only to break up with her and start dating the illiterate noodle vendor.

Imagine you have a choice of the best Japanese beef, but you opt for cornbread and gumbo. These are all choices - they're dumb stupid choices, but they're choices nonetheless.

Juventus made the dumb stupid choice.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Probably. Imagine you have a nice Jaguar parked in your garage, but you trade it for a Skoda Felicia, or that you're dating a successful and driven lawyer, only to break up with her and start dating the illiterate noodle vendor.

Imagine you have a choice of the best thai tranny beef, but you opt for a skinny white girl instead. These are all choices - they're dumb stupid choices, but they're choices nonetheless.

Juventus made the dumb stupid choice.

Couldn't agree more.

 

[Bianconero81]

Where would Sarrri rank in terms of coaches over the past 20 years?

 

[Lapa]

Where would Sarrri rank in terms of coaches over the past 20 years?

Just above Allegri.

 

[AllegriGOAT]

I can see why CR7 wanna leave

 

[Lapa]

I can see why CR7 wanna leave

He does? Please let it be true!!!