Big man, wig man, ha ha charade you are.
You well heeled wig wheel, ha ha charade you are.
And when your hand is on your heart,
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost a joker,
With your head down in the wig bin,
Saying "Keep on wigging."
Wig stain on your fat chin.
What do you hope to find.
When you're down in the wig mine.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.
You well heeled wig wheel, ha ha charade you are.
And when your hand is on your heart,
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost a joker,
With your head down in the wig bin,
Saying "Keep on wigging."
Wig stain on your fat chin.
What do you hope to find.
When you're down in the wig mine.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.
