Massimiliano Allegri (506 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

This pic should go in the hall of fame of Juve pics

This picture and the jacket throwing tantrum video.

 

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[Turk_Bianconero]

@Turk_Bianconero why was the terrorist so happy after the final whistle?

he was probably checking his phone, looking at the pictures of the reaction occurs when a human body makes contact with white phosphorus. that sort of thing is his ritual during the matches and where he takes his inspiration from.

or simply because

Spoiler

 

[s4tch]

"Sucaaaaaaaaaa"

 

[Raphaël]

We won, good.
The advantage of videos on Youtube, 1 minute 20 allows you to summarize Juve's performance.

 

[Amer]

He keeps on winning.

What are we going to do now, like seriously?

 

[singus]

Only managed to watch 10 min of this torture. But how the f did Fiorentina manage to have 70% of the ball? Was it our scraps Arthur and Mandragora whom our 3 midfielders couldnt handle or was it 100% jihad tactics and all according to plan?

 

[s4tch]

He keeps on winning.

What are we going to do now, like seriously?

there were rumors about him wanting to leave after winning something, so we'd better pray for a scudetto for multiple reasons

 

[Turk_Bianconero]

He keeps on winning.

What are we going to do now, like seriously?

kick his ass.

 

[Tomice]

@Tomice' worst Nightmare.

He should go goes replace nassrala and hide in a bunker for 17 years

 

[U Picciriddu]

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Mediocrity attracts mediocrity. I guess they were right when they said he’s our Ferguson. He’ll retire here and Turk will jump off a bridge.

 

[MikeM]

Like yes definitely it will never get tiresome to troll win away to these scum teams but at the end of the day we're just succumbing to the same Italian complex where you're happy to just be the fastest kid at the special Olympics and then lose to maccabi.

I laugh at Naples celebrating their scudetto in a sham league that has fallen levels but then every weekend I paint clown makeup on myself to celebrate beating Biraghi and Bonaventura and I think am I really better than what I loathe?

There's no hope or long term project and for just that split second max's troll smile in the 95th minute brightens my day but at what cost. I know deep down life is meaningless

 

[s4tch]

Mediocrity attracts mediocrity. I guess they were right when they said he’s our Ferguson. He’ll retire here and Turk will jump off a bridge.

win the scudetto and retire to take care of his horses

 

[DAiDEViL]

Like yes definitely it will never get tiresome to troll win away to these scum teams but at the end of the day we're just succumbing to the same Italian complex where you're happy to just be the fastest kid at the special Olympics and then lose to maccabi.

I laugh at Naples celebrating their scudetto in a sham league that has fallen levels but then every weekend I paint clown makeup on myself to celebrate beating Biraghi and Bonaventura and I think am I really better than what I loathe?

There's no hope or long term project and for just that split second max's troll smile in the 95th minute brightens my day but at what cost. I know deep down life is meaningless

Woah woah woah.

This is the Italian Bellingham you are talking about here. How about you show some respect?

 

[Turk_Bianconero]

Like yes definitely it will never get tiresome to troll win away to these scum teams but at the end of the day we're just succumbing to the same Italian complex where you're happy to just be the fastest kid at the special Olympics and then lose to maccabi.

I laugh at Naples celebrating their scudetto in a sham league that has fallen levels but then every weekend I paint clown makeup on myself to celebrate beating Biraghi and Bonaventura and I think am I really better than what I loathe?

There's no hope or long term project and for just that split second max's troll smile in the 95th minute brightens my day but at what cost. I know deep down life is meaningless

To be content with this Juventus, you have to be kind of a guy who would say ''oh it started to rain'' with a most pathetic smile when someone spits on his face.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Like yes definitely it will never get tiresome to troll win away to these scum teams but at the end of the day we're just succumbing to the same Italian complex where you're happy to just be the fastest kid at the special Olympics and then lose to maccabi.

I laugh at Naples celebrating their scudetto in a sham league that has fallen levels but then every weekend I paint clown makeup on myself to celebrate beating Biraghi and Bonaventura and I think am I really better than what I loathe?

There's no hope or long term project and for just that split second max's troll smile in the 95th minute brightens my day but at what cost. I know deep down life is meaningless

It’s why it’s pointless to watch these games. This is just a bandaid that will eventually fall off and show how deep the injury really is. It’s a terrible league and we’re doing ok only because of that fact.

This is how I see it: if we win, good. If we don’t, well we made our own bed.

 

[.zero]

He keeps on winning.

What are we going to do now, like seriously?

Extend contract. lOGiCALLy

 

[Seven]

kick his ass.

Now you want to give him a rimjob?

Dude, stop.

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[Lion]

not since tywin lannister has a person in a position of power in a entertainment setting been hated this much

and rightly so

 

[Fab Fragment]

Should be cajoled into becoming the Juve CEO etc (tell him that he is an even more important person). Tell him that then he can throw his suit and tie at everyone including the janitorial staff as a CEO.