Massimiliano Allegri (221 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

Dat Livornese salami might be rotten but for now it's getting the job done. And as you can see, some are still enjoying it and devouring that salami.

Whether we need new, fresh salami should be discussed at the end of the season, not now.

Those who have outright rejected this rotten salami can have salad for now and anticipate/hope for the arrival of new fresh stock(s) of salami next summer.

Throw some frog legs and some german bratwust into the mix.

 

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[Orgut]

Pogba too is meeting my expectations so far.

Unfortunately. I might like this player but when he doesnt play he doesnt contribute obviously.
Should he be able to come back soon you`ll see what he can bring.

People forget he is pretty good for France and only really failed at Man Utd... Then again this Juve is different than the Juve of the past. Hope he does well when he comes back.
As for now he is obviously a bad signing.
Di Maria is another bad signing since he doesnt care about the club

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Stop this constant whining like conte hopefully he becomes next juve coach so we can have a competition between who is the biggest whinner conte or tuz.Hopefully you start missing matches till you attain mental peace.

Wow.. and I defended you when Lion lashed at you. I guess people dont know when to know their role and shut their mouths..

 

[Alen]

The teams in this league suck, plain and simple. It’s why no matter how terribly bad we are we still make top 4.

Sure, but the 2nd best defense in the league conceded almost twice more than we have.

Gatti
Oh no wait, less Bonucci

You might have a point there

Rugani 0 conceded goals (0 in 169 minutes)
Gatti 1 conceded goal in 450 minutes (1 in 450)
Danilo 1 conceded goal in 272 minutes (5 in 1362)
Szczesny 1 conceded goal in 254 minutes (3 in 763)
Cuadrado 1 conceded goal in 227 minutes (3 in 682)
Allegri/Juve 1 conceded goal in 205 minutes (7 in 1440)
Alex Sandro 1 conceded goal in 194 minutes (4 in 779)
Bremer 1 conceded goal in 173 minutes (7 in 1217)
Bonucci 1 conceded goal in 149 minutes (4 in 596)
Perin 1 conceded goal in 146 minutes (4 in 587)
De Sciglio 1 conceded goal in 115 minutes (4 in 460)

Though it makes no sense, because Rugani and Gatti are clearly our worst defenders.

 

[swag]

Juve firing on all cylinders

Yeah, baby!!

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Throw some frog legs and some german bratwust into the mix.

Why u Germen taste in food so bad?

 

[Vlad]

The only explanation I have for vlad, ilcappuccino and a few others still throating themselves to death, is that we have driven them so far out on Tuz that its their only option left, to restore some reputation in social life. They dont care how we play, they dont care if we need freekick-specialist Milik to save us in dying minutes of a match against a team we should creme on easily, they dont care if the stands are empty, if the club is bleeding fans, eyeballs, revenue or reputation. They dont care if we house a collection of random cripples and unlikeable players. As long as the deteriorating italian bald man is in charge, a random man whom they dont know, who is not any rolemodel, but they just happened to let them penetrate on so badly, that its now embarrassing to surrender with nothing in return. Not sure if this falls under stockholm syndrome or not, Im not really a psychologist.

We are blessed to be able to observe this unfold and develop on a weekly basis here. Thank you.

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We are currently on a streak to win last years CL as well.

We are living rent free in your head. Good.

 

[Scottish]

One way or another, i wish this one could be put to bed, and soon. Fed up of hearing about the guy now and its taking over my life.

When i make a brew in the morning, i stir the hot tea and when the steam clears, Max's face is smiling back at me from in the cup.

I sit down in my car and set off for work, as i adjust my rear view mirror, there he is, Max, sat in the back of my car with his teeth blocking my view.

At work my boss sits me down for a lecture, nothing he says sinks in, all i hear is the distant murmerings of a drowning duck, because stood there, right infront of me, lecturing me is Max.

I go home from a hard days work and give my wife a kiss, then as our lips unlock BOOM he is there again. Max's head on my missus' body looking gazingly into my eyes, wanting me to whisk him up to bed.

My Son wakes for a feed at 3am, i go down to warm his bottle. As i cradle him in my arms i look down and see a hungry, upset Max wanting milk.

This is just a typical day for me right now!

 

[DanielSz]

We are living rent free in your head. Good.

Of course thats the response, since he didnt say one lie.

 

[Bjerknes]

Of course thats the response, since he didnt say one lie.

Some strive to be mediocre just to pull everyone else down.

 

[Vlad]

Some strive to be mediocre just to pull everyone else down.

The irony is strong in this one.

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Of course thats the response, since he didnt say one lie.

Hes making silly forum debate personal. That doesnt deserve better response.

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Now give me that rotten Tuscani salami so I can stuff myself.

 

[Bjerknes]

The irony is strong in this one.

 

[Vlad]

 

[Robee]

7 clean sheets in a row is great. Our play in the final third is a complete disaster. Unless he fixes that I’m still on team #street

Might happen when our starting strikers are actually fit?

 

[Bianconero81]

We need to street him if he wins zero trophies, irrespective of clean sheets and position in the table.

 

[icemaη]

We need to street him if he wins zero trohpies, irrespective of clean sheets and position in the table.

Scudetto or at the very least Europa. If he wins it playing the shittiest possible football, that’s a bonus. No Coppa bullshit.

 

[Post Ironic]

Might happen when our starting strikers are actually fit?

Well… if half our starting XI is unfit all the time isn’t that sorta on him and his fitness staff too?

 

[Snobist]

Ive been one of his biggesr critics. However, he managed to fix the defense by conceding only 7 goals in Serie A, one of the finest defenses in Europe. Only Barca is doing better conceding only 6.

 

[Xperd]

Ive been one of his biggesr critics. However, he managed to fix the defense by conceding only 7 goals in Serie A, one of the finest defenses in Europe. Only Barca is doing better conceding only 6.

Finest defenses in Europe that got humiliated by each of three teams in the champions league group stages?

He's done a decent job over the past two months but let's not go that far.

We'd still look like losers who had a lucky winning streak if we don't win anything this season.

Allegro's salami munchers tried to convince everyone that this squad is 'nowhere near scudetto level' but it's fairly obvious to everyone that it's a top 2 squad in the league. We should be doing better than we have this season.

 

[Snobist]

Finest defenses in Europe that got humiliated by each of three teams in the champions league group stages?

He's done a decent job over the past two months but let's not go that far.

We'd still look like losers who had a lucky winning streak if we don't win anything this season.

Allegro's salami munchers tried to convince everyone that this squad is 'nowhere near scudetto level' but it's fairly obvious to everyone that it's a top 2 squad in the league.

Finest in each respecive league. I didnt say in chl

 

[Xperd]

Finest in each respecive league. I didnt say in chl

You said finest defenses in Europe. If you are changing your statement to finest defense in the league, that still doesn't say a whole lot.

We would still need to upgrade our defense with atleast one center back and probably two new fullbacks