Lukaku a̶n̶d̶ ̶K̶e̶s̶s̶i̶e̶ thread. (31 Viewers)

[Ronn]

Dani Rojas

I actually had to Google this. Well played!

 

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[Espectro]

Lol try selling shit on a high salary. Saudi Arabia is the only hope but even they have standards.
Somebody stupid doing crazy shit doesn't make it reasonable all of a sudden.

and who is to blame for that?

and how in the name of Goku’s blonde balls is solution to the “we can’t sell shit players on high salary” bringing “shit players on high salaries”?

I can actually see the board meeting in Juventus saying

“Look guys.. we can’t sell shit players because nobody want them for their high wages, what can we do?”

“Mmm maybe we can bring MORE old players with high wages to solve the problem!!”

“Good lord Giuntoli, you are a freaking genius!!”

 

[Ronn]

and who is to blame for that?

and how in the name of Goku’s blonde balls is solution to the “we can’t sell shit players on high salary” bringing “shit players on high salaries”?

I can actually see the board meeting in Juventus saying

“Look guys.. we can’t sell shit players because nobody want them for their high wages, what can we do?”

“Mmm maybe we can bring MORE old players with high wages to solve the problem!!”

“Good lord Giuntoli, you are a freaking genius!!”

Never mind

 

[maxi]

 

[Bjerknes]

Says the guy who got Osimhen and won the Scudetto. Comes to JJ and becomes a literal retard.

This club is hopeless.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

How do you solve the problem of raising funds?

I say get elkunt to put his own money in. His pussy attitude in front of the figc and uefa cost this club in more ways than one, and he's solely responsible for his incompetence to defend this club

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But Giuntoli thinks David is more experienced to win serie A. Makes sense....

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Says the guy who got Osimhen and won the Scudetto. Comes to JJ and becomes a literal retard.

This club is hopeless.

Something in the water at continassa

 

[maxi]

Allegri wields so much influence over this club that he is able to brainwash even the smartest football minds out there with his exceptionally cunning and crafty manipulation skills.

I mean, its incredible how only he could spearhead Juve through its worst season in recent memory and still get rewarded by the management for his failures. I would not be surprised if he manages to talk and charm his way into a contract extension soon.

2030 JJ announces that Allegri has become the new President of Juventus F.C.

 

[Xperd]

Says the guy who got Osimhen and won the Scudetto. Comes to JJ and becomes a literal retard.

This club is hopeless.

This club's obsession of 'Serie A experience' is why guys like Allegro get so much leeway over here despite being an incompetent shitcunt.

This shitty league will be overtaken by the Saudi league in a few years time and JJ leaders will still be preaching that good 'ol 'Serie A experience'

 

[DAiDEViL]

Giuntoli agrees, Allegri thinks.

What a load of bullshit. Those twitter faggots literally know nothing.

 

[PhRoZeN]

Partially agrees meaning, I'really dont but i'm the new guy and your jobs on the line so sure.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I'm not. We still have to raise funds regardless of Allegri and his contract. Not sure how firing Allegri will solve the 2 problems I mentioned earlier.
Long term of course he needs to go.

Those things you mentioned are a very direct result of not dealing with allegri appropriately. If the cost of firing him was that high at the very least they should have taken away any input he might have on strategy and just imposed what needed to be done and gone through with it. Instead of no strategy and just reactionary market moved led by an obsolete coach who lost the dressing room months ago.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I thought we wanted to sell Vlaho for a shitload of money but PSG said no thanks. Also 6 months ago we didn't know which European competition we're playing in if any.

If we are not playing CL the rest dont mean much money wise. Plus any mgmt worth his salt would have all scenarios covered heck i dont even make 1% of what this shit club makes and i do that. This is horrible mgmt by evey metric.

 

[Espectro]

We knew that we were not going to play any European Cup for at least 2 months ago…

 

[s4tch]

Giuntoli agrees, Allegri thinks.

What a load of bullshit. Those twitter faggots literally know nothing.

and it's also della valle who's been shitting on juve for a while now

any noteworthy news lately? agresti said we'll know more about the lukaku vlahovic swap on monday, did anything come out?

 

[Ronn]

Those things you mentioned are a very direct result of not dealing with allegri appropriately. If the cost of firing him was that high at the very least they should have taken away any input he might have on strategy and just imposed what needed to be done and gone through with it. Instead of no strategy and just reactionary market moved led by an obsolete coach who lost the dressing room months ago.

What’s happening now is way beyond Allegri’s contribution only. We’re facing years of mismanagement and financial voodoo by unibrow and his minions. I’m not even sure signing Lukaku is an Allegri request. GdS publishes all kind of shit.
Allegri did make top 4 on the pitch with this same squad and if making top 4 is a necessity then I can see how new management would bet on him for this coming year. This is very short term of course but the problem we’re facing with UEFA and FFP is short term (2025)

 

[DanielSz]

della valle used to be pretty reliable, relatively speaking. Wonder what happened to her, was Tici her contact or something

 

[Ronn]

If we are not playing CL the rest dont mean much money wise. Plus any mgmt worth his salt would have all scenarios covered heck i dont even make 1% of what this shit club makes and i do that. This is horrible mgmt by evey metric.

Cannot disagree. But bear in mind our new management only came into existence last December after more than a decade of unibrow. I can partly understand the disarray, but still hard to digest.

 

[cimenk]

Instead of bitching and moaning can someone provide a better solution for striker to achieve these 2 absolutely necessary achievements next season?
1- raise funds
2- make CL

Raise funds, If the final target is 30m - 40m we can sell other players first for example McKennie, Soule, Zakaria, others. If the goal is to reduce wage bill we can prioritize to sell or release Sandro, Pogba, Rugani.

If the target is CL qualification to ensure next season income, Vlahovic would do the job for us. We dont need Lukaku for that

The problem is we sell him now when he have problem with injury last season. It decrease his value while he can be a better performance this season and still so young.

 

[Robee]

Not quite the failure to meet the new ffp terms is a 10 mill penalty incorporated within the 20 mill penalty that was recently handed out.

It's not even about FFP. It's a deal made in negotiations this season and probably the reason they went easy on us (for now).

 

[Badass J Elkann]

It's not even about FFP. It's a deal made in negotiations this season and probably the reason they went easy on us (for now).

No the deal was because UEFA deemed we falsified our accounts and there for broke the original FFP agreement, so the new agreement has a 20 mill fine, where only 10 of it is paid if we comply with FFP for the next 3 years

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66342566

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What’s happening now is way beyond Allegri’s contribution only. We’re facing years of mismanagement and financial voodoo by unibrow and his minions. I’m not even sure signing Lukaku is an Allegri request. GdS publishes all kind of shit.
Allegri did make top 4 on the pitch with this same squad and if making top 4 is a necessity then I can see how new management would bet on him for this coming year. This is very short term of course but the problem we’re facing with UEFA and FFP is short term (2025)

Sorry but when Allegri felt he needed Paredes at the expense of keeping Rovella here last season, and purposely played Alex Sandro to force a contract extension, it doesn't surprise me one bit that Allegri and his requests are as retarded as wanting Lukaku