Lukaku a̶n̶d̶ ̶K̶e̶s̶s̶i̶e̶ thread. (10 Viewers)

[Ronn]

The biggest problem here is a long term deal given to an aging player. Vlahovic has been shit for us and nothing to really get angry about. I guess people see him as someone who can fetch a lot of money but there’s no evidence of that.

 

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[Gagi]

depressing thread

depressing mercato

 

[Bianconero81]

I can't bring myself to support this shitcunt, even in a Cuckventus Jersey. I will struggle to support him or this club, which has lost its aura and likability. Lolcacku just makes us that more deplorable, disgusting and unappealing. I'll just stop watching because if I continue to do so, I'll find myself supporting one thing and one thing only - our imminent failure so that the cancerous cuntbag who's been nothing but an abject failure upon his return is finally eviscerated, so we can finally be liberated.

From retaining Failegri to renewing Fagiot to now aggressively pursuing the retarded Belgian oaf, this club has consistently tried to make me dislike it, and they're succeeding. The only player I can now think of who's still active and will definitively push me to root against this team is Icunti. Go ahead JJ - go after him too.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I can't bring myself to support this shitcunt, even in a Cuckventus Jersey. I will struggle to support him or this club, which has lost its aura and likability. Lolcacku just makes us that more deplorable, disgusting and unappealing. I'll just stop watching because if I continue to do so, I'll find myself supporting one thing and one thing only - our imminent failure so that the cancerous cuntbag who's been nothing but an abject failure upon his return is finally eviscerated, so we can finally be liberated.

Lolcacku? That's some funny shit

 

[Bianconero81]

Lolcacku? That's some funny shit

Maybe I can start following the Argie league. I don't want to be a bandwagoner, so which team should I casually support next season? I've already got Lausanne Sport in Switzerland.

 

[ClaudiOHHH]

This Lukaku stuff cannot be real, right?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Maybe I can start following the Argie league. I don't want to be a bandwagoner, so which team should I casually support next season? I've already got Lausanne Sport in Switzerland.

San Lorenzo, big club, great fans, local too, can't buy tickets(but don't worry i can you in). Even Aragorn supports them'.

 

[Strickland]

this guy was a great player, played 3500+ minutes, scored 30 goals and gave 10 assists. current Lukaku looks to be at least 10kg heavier, consequently is available for only half the season and for 2 seasons straight hasn't broken the 20 goal barrier. I doubt even someone like Conte could lit a fire under his ass for the 2nd time and definitely wouldn't be able to do it without a pre-season. with Allegri he'll be a trainwreck, Turkey material in 1-2 seasons.

 

[delpiero1986]

I think Allegri doesn´t know what he really wants.
Back in 2015 after Tevez left the club, he got Dybala for 40 Mio. After some years he didn´t want him anymore.
than in 2016 he wanted Higuain at all costs. The club threw out 90 Mio for him. After 2 years he didn´t want him anymore.
Afterward the superstar himself arrived for 117 Mio. When Allegri came back to the club in 2021, I think he didn´t want him neither.
for this reason he asked for Vlahovic. JJ fulfilled his wish for 80 Mio. After 1.5 years he doesn´t want him anymore. Therefor he is asking now for Lukaku!!

What does this moron really wants??
No coach in the world got so many forward-superstars over the years and he didn´t manage to win something.
GET THE F***K OUT OF THIS CLUB AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

 

[Turk_Bianconero]

none of us thought that after many years, we would have return to 2006 summer. but, here we are.

 

[Akshen]

one thing is for sure, this transfer will be the nail in the coffin for Vlahovic career, imo he will get completely lost there. If there is one team which can ruin strikers careers more than Juve then its definitely Chelsea and unless Pochettino is able to change it completely, I expect Susan to completely fail there.
Maybe its some kind of method, just like Inter did with Lukaku - sell to Chelsea for 80m and get him back on loan in one year time? The only difference is that Lukaku actually suceeded at Inter before his transfer, while Vlahovic, well, u all know.

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Also I do believe this is our motivation the most - the famous plusvalenza, one could say some ppl never learn, but really this how football clubs operate


the problem is - Vlahovic is still worth 54m on our books - meaning Chelsea would have to pay at least 80m for him to generate any significant plusvalenza.

 

[Hist]

We have lost and will lose substantially more money in player devaluations while the jihadist is in charge than what we lose paying his severance clause. Lukaku doesnt even want to be here. Club is run by crooks and incompetents.

 

[JuveJay]

one thing is for sure, this transfer will be the nail in the coffin for Vlahovic career, imo he will get completely lost there. If there is one team which can ruin strikers careers more than Juve then its definitely Chelsea and unless Pochettino is able to change it completely, I expect Susan to completely fail there.
Maybe its some kind of method, just like Inter did with Lukaku - sell to Chelsea for 80m and get him back on loan in one year time? The only difference is that Lukaku actually suceeded at Inter before his transfer, while Vlahovic, well, u all know.

Chelsea is a striker's graveyard for sure. But the biggest problem for Vlahovic no matter where he plays next season is if and when he's going to be fit. What injury does he even have, still pubalgia? Would Chelsea even sign an injured player? Not everyone has our medical standards lol.

Tbh the World Cup probably fucked Vlahovic's season, everyone worked on getting him there and that's understandable, but maybe extended rest or surgery would have been a better option, hopefully the club are managing him better now.

So yeah it'd be better to keep Vlahovic and let Lukaku go to Saudi but also I'm expecting we'll have a strike force of Kean and Milik for large parts of the season, or Chiesa and Weah playing off Kean.

 

[JuveJay]

this guy was a great player, played 3500+ minutes, scored 30 goals and gave 10 assists. current Lukaku looks to be at least 10kg heavier, consequently is available for only half the season and for 2 seasons straight hasn't broken the 20 goal barrier. I doubt even someone like Conte could lit a fire under his ass for the 2nd time and definitely wouldn't be able to do it without a pre-season. with Allegri he'll be a trainwreck, Turkey material in 1-2 seasons.

I often think that players who burst onto the scene early don't age that great by 30. Not all but many, maybe wear and tear? He's a massive tank so was never going to age well.

 

[AOD4]

What happened to Dusan is the centre of the project. So much ding dong , can't believe Juve is in such a mess because previous poor management.

 

[kappa96]

The only thing that sucks is that we can’t sell for shit.

Chelsea bought absolute bums for 60-70m from other teams but we struggle to get that for Vlahovic (allegedly one of our most prised assets) so we end up with this swap deal.

With that said, if it happens, Lukaku will score more for us than Vlahovic for Chelsea. No doubt.

Yeah. Clubs like to spend money on flash and fancy .
Current day Allegri's JJ only produces slow and crippled .

 

[Rockets]

If there's any swap deal that could be worse than the Pjanic-Arthur one

 

[DAiDEViL]

If there's any swap deal that could be worse than the Pjanic-Arthur one

Nah.

 

[Seven]

If there's any swap deal that could be worse than the Pjanic-Arthur one

That deal was genius in its own right though. It was catastrophic for all parties involved. That doesn't happen very often.

 

[Scottish]

Lemme get this straight - we're not firing Allegri just yet because of continuity and stability, and because he wants Lukaku we're swapping our best asset to appease him?

A coach we know will be gone after this year. And a Vlahovic still with a high book value, so we'll lose money on the deal regardless?

Nothing about this makes sense. Really upsetting.