Leonardo Bonucci (158 Viewers)

[Bianconero81]

He improves our starting XI without question. Our defense was utterly pathetic in CL this year compared to previous years. We couldn't break against high-pressing teams to save our bacon.

Do I like the deal? No. It's retarded. But I'm not going to throw a ltantrum about having Bonucci instead of Caldara, and Ronaldo instead of Higuain. Because that is ultimately what we did regardless of the nature of the deals to do it.

It is what it is, but fuck this deal and fuck skinny legs cunt. He's definitely a better defender, but I don't buy into the "he improves our chances of winning the CL" BS narrative. A defender like Bonucci, with his history of brainfarts, is more likely to cost us a tie than contribute to a CL win. I'll eat humble pie if, come May, he heads the winning goal in the CL final or provides a killer assist to secure the winning goal.

 

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[Snobist]

He improves our starting XI without question. Our defense was utterly pathetic in CL this year compared to previous years. We couldn't break against high-pressing teams to save our bacon.

Do I like the deal? No. It's retarded. But I'm not going to throw a ltantrum about having Bonucci instead of Caldara, and Ronaldo instead of Higuain. Because that is ultimately what we did regardless of the nature of the deals to do it.

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Lol.

Will laugh at you later.

You know what’s funny. Our team can buy Mbappe or Neymar when they turn 33.

 

[X Æ A-12]

It is what it is, but fuck this deal and fuck skinny legs cunt. He's definitely a better defender, but I don't buy into the "he improves our chances of winning the CL" BS narrative. A defender like Bonucci, with his history of brainfarts, is more likely to cost us a tie than contribute to a CL win. I'll eat humble pie if, come May, he heads the winning goal in the CL final or provides a killer assist to secure the winning goal.

Bonucci made about 50 Champions League appearances for us. How many of those 50 games did we lose because of a glaring individual mistake or brainfart of his?

 

[Juvellino]

You know what’s funny. Our team can buy Mbappe or Neymar when they turn 33.

 

[Bianconero81]

Bonucci made about 50 Champions League appearances for us. How many of those 50 games did we lose because of a glaring individual mistake or brainfart of his?

He's made his fair share of mistakes, so possibly 2 or 3. Also, in some games the midfield and attack bailed us after a brainfart. He was horrible in the final against Madrid for example, in a game of such magnitude, the biggest game of them all.

 

[Post Ironic]

He's made his fair share of mistakes, so possibly 2 or 3. Also, in some games the midfield and attack bailed us after a brainfart. He was horrible in the final against Madrid for example, in a game of such magnitude, the biggest game of them all.

Everyone on our team aside from Pjanic, Mandzu, Sandro was horrible.

Bonucci deflected that first goal in, but that only came to pass because Dani Alves and Dybala ran into each other like retards, lost the ball, and gave Madrid a numerical advantage on the counter.

 

[Snobist]

I remember some draws because of his deflections.

Vs chelsea

 

[X Æ A-12]

He's made his fair share of mistakes, so possibly 2 or 3. Also, in some games the midfield and attack bailed us after a brainfart. He was horrible in the final against Madrid for example, in a game of such magnitude, the biggest game of them all.

I knew the only game you would actually bring up was the Final. Bonucci didn't cost us that game, Real Madrid ran us over like a steamroller on a 3 legged cat.

 

[Bianconero81]

Everyone on our team aside from Pjanic, Mandzu, Sandro was horrible.

Bonucci deflected that first goal in, but that only came to pass because Dani Alves and Dybala ran into each other like retards, lost the ball, and gave Madrid a numerical advantage on the counter.

Again, I'm not saying I'm against bringing him back or that he can't contribute, but this whole "he'll give us a better chance in the CL" is a BS narrative that I don't agree with.

 

[Fr3sh]

Who is saying we are winning CL 2019? Kyle said "imagine if we did". The rest of us are talking about Ronaldo won't even be able to overcome Juve losing DNA.

Stop being retarded.

And wishing your own team goes out in group stage. Maybe you should check the weed your smoking. Clearly a little crystal meth in it.

We'll talk about this upcoming spring.

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[X Æ A-12]

I remember some draws because of his deflections.

Vs chelsea

Did you watch the highlights before posting them? The ball deflects off Marchisio first and then Bonucci. Kind of fucks him over there.

 

[Post Ironic]

Again, I'm not saying I'm against bringing him back or that he can't contribute, but this whole "he'll give us a better chance in the CL" is a BS narrative that I don't agree with.

He will. We played in 2 CL finals with him, based upon the strength of our defending.

This season, without him, we allowed 12 goals in 10 CL matches, and our defense was consistently exposed by every decent team we faced.

Will he be the difference between winning the competition and losing it? Of course not. But the upgrade from Higuain to Ronaldo, Benatia to Bonucci, Lichtsteiner to Cancelo, and Buffon to Szczesny may be.

 

[Snobist]

Did you watch the highlights before posting them? The ball deflects off Marchisio first and then Bonucci. Kind of fucks him over there.

Still it’s Bonucci who always puts the ball on his own net. I used to think he is unlucky. Now i’m convinced he is just a terrible defender.

 

[alexjuventino]

Bonucci will be useful when pjanic is marked out of the game, it'll also allow for less of a dependency on pjanic to be the creative outlet all the time

 

[The Quazis]

People actually justifying his transfer are truly disgusting. I wouldn't trade that bitch for Sturaro, I wouldn't want him if he came for free and played for free.

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[Post Ironic]

People actually justifying his transfer are truly disgusting. I wouldn't trade that bitch for Sturaro, I wouldn't want him if he came for free and played for free.

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Well, seeing as he's here, enjoy him.

 

[Bianconero81]

He will. We played in 2 CL finals with him, based upon the strength of our defending.

This season, without him, we allowed 12 goals in 10 CL matches, and our defense was consistently exposed by every decent team we faced.

Will he be the difference between winning the competition and losing it? Of course not. But the upgrade from Higuain to Ronaldo, Benatia to Bonucci, Lichtsteiner to Cancelo, and Buffon to Szczesny may be.

Unforgivable! Blasphemy!

The starting 11 has definitely been upgraded, and we even added depth in midfield. Now, if only we could somehow get Pogba and dispose of that bothersome Accident in midfield.

 

[Mark]

Bonucci will be useful when pjanic is marked out of the game, it'll also allow for less of a dependency on pjanic to be the creative outlet all the time

Alex? Is that you? Took your pils?

 

[Snobist]

Bonucci will be useful when pjanic is marked out of the game, it'll also allow for less of a dependency on pjanic to be the creative outlet all the time

*yawn

He is the most overrated defender ever. Actually he is not a defender nor a midfielder. He’s just an intermerda.

 

[alexjuventino]

Alex? Is that you? Took your pils?

still haven't received my pills

I woke up and finally walked outside of my cave, and thought maybe i should be a bit positive.