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LiquidPLP

Senior Member
Jun 9, 2012
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So you felt confident about or defence last season? Its broken and it needs to be fixed.

Claiming that Benatia has been as good for us as Bonbon was :howler:

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I felt not confident about our midfield last season. It was so weak, the defense had a lot of work due to inability to control the ball and chasing it all the time.

I don't care about Bonbon's past here. He's a clown defender who can't even tackle and is one year older now with a shitty season at Milan. You never know which bonbon you will get, he's been a joke for the NT as well.
Benatia is a better defender, easily. Bonbon's is much much better on the ball though.

At this point we should be thinking about improving both Rugani and Caldara so they are ready to take over from Chiellini/Barzagli/Benatia. If there are some money left, invest into midfield.
 

WΏΏdy?

Senior Member
Dec 23, 2005
14,997
Cant turn a hoe into a housewife, bonucci the hoe doesn't know his place and that's either between allegri's legs or underneath his feet. He's gona come in and do to his entitled ego he's try to impose himself as the leader again on the less veteran players like Costa or dybala or Sandro and slapped around like a silly little boy. Then comes the inevitable crying and hip tackles.
 

s4tch

Senior Member
Mar 23, 2015
28,158
And rugani has been a disaster, there is a reason why all top coaches want bonucci
i wouldn't call rugani a disaster by any means. he started the season pretty badly, the genoa match was a disaster indeed, but during the 2nd half of the season, he was solid. and he apparently has a pretty fat offer from chelsea.

also, what about bonucci after his _disastrous season at milan. he objectively made more defensive errors during 1 single season than he did during the 5 previous years altogether, and you can't blame all of those on the shit team he played for. bonucci is only unique because he passes the ball like any other centre back. as a defender, he's a liability.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
38,187
WΏΏdy?;5812564 said:
Cant turn a hoe into a housewife, bonucci the hoe doesn't know his place and that's either between allegri's legs or underneath his feet. He's gona come in and do to his entitled ego he's try to impose himself as the leader again on the less veteran players like Costa or dybala or Sandro and slapped around like a silly little boy. Then comes the inevitable crying and hip tackles.

This is more like having a live in hoe with the wife not objecting imo. I say we get her a separate room and we do our thing with her when the need is high, but basically we just ignore her most of the time.
 

Hydde

Minimiliano Tristelli
Mar 6, 2003
38,709
1) Bonucci's exit was disgusting. What he did here, how he left and where he left
2) Both Caldara and Rugani sold is disgusting. Selling Caldara to Milan is disgusting
3) Bonucci had a horrible year and plus he's old

The mixure of these three is just horrible and we seem to be stepping into all three without any need whatsoever. Just find a different player and leave Bonucci there to rot along with their squad and $#@!ty coach.
Ill add one:
4)He is really bad at defending. I cant stress this enough, and while his long passes are good, he is unreliable as a defender and needs babysitting because he moves like a moron and tackles like a moron.

Bonucci is ready for retirement and yet our board wants this brainfart prone idiot back...I just don know what drugs have Beppe been taking last week after CR7 scoop
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I don't care about Bonbon's past here. He's a clown defender who can't even tackle and is one year older now with a $#@!ty season at Milan. You never know which bonbon you will get, he's been a joke for the NT as well.
Benatia is a better defender, easily. Bonbon's is much much better on the ball though.

At this point we should be thinking about improving both Rugani and Caldara so they are ready to take over from Chiellini/Barzagli/Benatia. If there are some money left, invest into midfield.
I dont know how some would want him back. I know Nostalgia is cute and all, but this guy burned the bridges back to turin, and he is not as good as UEFA hyped him here. People just seee his long passes in youtube, but he is a very VERY shaky defender.

WΏΏdy?;5812564 said:
Then comes the inevitable crying and hip tackles.
Damn, the nightmares.
What about his patented reverse backtackle when runners past behind him. Its a yellow card and dangerous free kick for free.

We are on another level now, we dont need this joke anymore.

This is more like having a live in hoe with the wife not objecting imo. I say we get her a separate room and we do our thing with her when the need is high, but basically we just ignore her most of the time.
Or we better do not fuvk our house bringing a hoe in the first place. Just keep that dude away from us. He is part of our past
 

Suns

Release clause?
May 22, 2009
21,929
I don't want him at all, and it has nothing to do with him leaving last year. I just think we have a great partnership in Benatia and Chiellini. Him arriving won't make us that much better, only cause problems.

Also, fuck no for trading him with Caldara. I'd rather have the future with Rugani and Caldara with us then gifting them Caldara. That way they'd have Romagnoli and Caldara setting them up for the future.
 

BIG DADDY!!!

Senior Member
Mar 12, 2004
5,007
Imagine us in the CL final against Madrid and Allegri makes Bonucci watch from the stands.

We beat them and Bonucci runs onto the pitch in his full kit to celebrate like John Terry :touched:

Someone should do a photoshop of that scenario :D
 

WΏΏdy?

Senior Member
Dec 23, 2005
14,997
This is more like having a live in hoe with the wife not objecting imo. I say we get her a separate room and we do our thing with her when the need is high, but basically we just ignore her most of the time.
But this hoe comes expensive, for twice of what we would pay to get Godin, and she's gona be earning more for not being used than most of our defenders. Also this hoe was tight when she left, now she's been used for a year and now on the wrong side of age so she's tight no mo and will only get her tits saggier and holes wider and the diseases she caught we cannot be sure of getting rid of after the disastrous season with Milan, how good is the confidence? Similar case hoe Cannavaro couldn't perform at all even on Viagra and steroids.

Plus bonucci doesn't deserve to be part of the success we will have, and I'd understand this transfer IF WE NEEDED IT, but we are pretty much sorted in defense to do charity.
 

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