Juventuz Over-the-Fence gossip. (22 Viewers)

[X Æ A-12]

Rab is a good Paparazzo with ethics, he doesn't go further than that, respects sex I mean private life.

Not what I was getting at but still funny

someone told me that snoop lives with about 129 cats in house. they are his family and only friends.

thats right, snoop is the cat lady that smells like cat food and argues with his cats in public

Snoop has friends?

 

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[Elvin]

Juvetuz exclusives-

Jack-runs like girl!

King Ale-is really Alens wife in disguise,she is sharpening her Lorraine Bobbit knife as we speak

Andries-is really a Jew

Red-doesn't really molest sheep,he loves them tenderly

Mark-doesn't get exclusives,he makes it all up and deletes the threads that are proved wrong....then he comes to your house and erases your memory

 

[.zero]

Not what I was getting at but still funny


Snoop has friends?

cats. he has cats.

 

[Elvin]

According to a survey 76% of Juventuz members have mastered the art of typing with one hand.

 

[X Æ A-12]

IMO befriending intelligent animals is really the exceeding expectations on him. Good for you Snoop

 

[blondu]

cats. he has cats.

According to a survey 76% of Juventuz members have mastered the art of typing with one hand.

i type with both ..really quick

 

[X Æ A-12]

According to a survey 76% of Juventuz members have mastered the art of typing with one hand.

Is 76% the percentage of males on this forum?

 

[.zero]

According to a survey 76% of Juventuz members have mastered the art of typing with one hand.

i do everything with 1 hand. only an inbred would do otherwise

IMO befriending intelligent animals is really the exceeding expectations on him. Good for you Snoop

 

[Elvin]

Is 76% the percentage of males on this forum?

Not sure, but you got my imagination going, that's for sure

i do everything with 1 hand. only an inbred would do otherwise

Get the fuck out, you play PS with one hand?

 

[.zero]

Get the fuck out, you play PS with one hand?

word to big bird

 

[Bisco]

Juvetuz exclusives-

Jack-runs like girl!

King Ale-is really Alens wife in disguise,she is sharpening her Lorraine Bobbit knife as we speak

Andries-is really a Jew

Red-doesn't really molest sheep,he loves them tenderly

Mark-doesn't get exclusives,he makes it all up and deletes the threads that are proved wrong....then he comes to your house and erases your memory

nicely put boz

 

[Bjerknes]

According to "Juventuz Science for Ignorants", scientists Aaron Movenpick and Andy Beckman have found the first ancestor of the bizarre creature Burke. His ancestor is said to be Diego from the movie "Ice Age" , as they look like each other and both were discovered by the same scientists and in the same situation, which is peeing from a top of a tree into a pepsi can.

Exclusive: Pictures for the creatures!

Good stuff.

 

[Enron]

According to "Juventuz Science for Ignorants", scientists Aaron Movenpick and Andy Beckman have found the first ancestor of the bizarre creature Burke. His ancestor is said to be Diego from the movie "Ice Age" , as they look like each other and both were discovered by the same scientists and in the same situation, which is peeing from a top of a tree into a pepsi can.

Exclusive: Pictures for the creatures!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

According to "Juventuz Science for Ignorants", scientists Aaron Movenpick and Andy Beckman have found the first ancestor of the bizarre creature Burke. His ancestor is said to be Diego from the movie "Ice Age" , as they look like each other and both were discovered by the same scientists and in the same situation, which is peeing from a top of a tree into a pepsi can.

Exclusive: Pictures for the creatures!

Good stuff.

Agree..

 

[Asma]

I regret to inform you Dru but it may be to late to get tested. The strain of butt aids you have is 100% fatal. You should make peace with your god and family and then go have anal sex one more time. Everybody deserves a last pity fuck

Dont you be giving him any ideas

 

[Bozi]

someone told me that snoop lives with about 129 cats in house. they are his family and only friends.

thats right, snoop is the cat lady that smells like cat food and argues with his cats in public

thats not an exclusive,thats common knowledge

Dru-isn't really a vegetarian,he is just worried that the meat is still alive and will burst out of his chest a la Kane in Alien

Bianconero-isn't really a literati,he was kidnapped by Bill and Ted and brought to their school science project,they just forgot to take him back

Rab-is the result of a cloning experiment using the discarded piece of foreskin that stopped Delpie peeing when he was 7

Curr-is desperately looking for a wife,he has been practising his "get back in the kitchen" slap for months now

 

[V]

Rab-is the result of a cloning experiment using the discarded piece of foreskin that stopped Delpie peeing when he was 7

 

[Buck Fuddy]

Juventuz exclusives (true stories, no gossip), Dec 22nd:

* Asif (Iceman) does not really exist. He is just a figment of Sheik's imagination.
* Ahmed's real name is Cinderella Louisa Semplice the Third.
* Dusan once had unprotected sex with a fire extinguisher. Afterwards he ate it, without toppings.

 

[Red]

Juvetuz exclusives-

Jack-runs like girl!

King Ale-is really Alens wife in disguise,she is sharpening her Lorraine Bobbit knife as we speak

Andries-is really a Jew

Red-doesn't really molest sheep,he loves them tenderly

Mark-doesn't get exclusives,he makes it all up and deletes the threads that are proved wrong....then he comes to your house and erases your memory

It's not true, it's not true
I'm telling you
'Cause I'm up here and you're nowhere
It's not true, so there

If you hear more rumors
You can just forget them too
Fools start the rumors
None of them are true

 

[Azzurri7]

thats not an exclusive,thats common knowledge

Dru-isn't really a vegetarian,he is just worried that the meat is still alive and will burst out of his chest a la Kane in Alien

Bianconero-isn't really a literati,he was kidnapped by Bill and Ted and brought to their school science project,they just forgot to take him back

Rab-is the result of a cloning experiment using the discarded piece of foreskin that stopped Delpie peeing when he was 7

Curr-is desperately looking for a wife,he has been practising his "get back in the kitchen" slap for months now