Beppe: I like Cancelo. I want him.
Valencia: He's valued at 40m. Do you have that money?
Beppe: No, but I'm sure we can work something out. Maybe a...
Valencia: Loan? No, Marotta. We need money ASAP.
Beppe: Not a loan. What about loan with an option to unloan an obligation to loan or buy?
Valencia: What does that even mean?
Beppe: I have no idea. I just made that up. Fabio, write that down.
Valencia: Do you have 40m or not?
Beppe: I can offer you 15m.
Valencia: That's outrageous.
Beppe: Ok, you want 40m, I can offer 15m, let's find a middle ground here.
Valencia: We're listening.
Beppe: 20m.
Valencia: And how is 20m a middle ground?
Beppe: Alright. 23m + bonuses. 23m and 17m if we get relegated from Serie A.
Valencia: We both know you won't get relegated, don't pull PSG on us here.
Beppe: 27m. No bonuses. That's fair.
Valencia: That can be done. Alright. We accept that.
Beppe: On 4 installments though.
Valencia: No. Just no. We want it all - now.
Beppe: Hear me out. You need 15m. I'll give you 15m. Next year 3m. Year after that 3m. And again 3m.
Valencia: That's 24m. We agreed on 27m.
Beppe: That's my cut for being so flexible and full od understanding.
Valencia: Ok. Whatever. Let's wrap this up and don't call us ever again.
Beppe: No need for that. We are friends. Gaya's contract runs out next year, huh?