Its official Vieri signs for Juve part 2 (5 Viewers)
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In the third instalment of our story about Vieri to Juve but now to Milan, we would like to report from the world of hollywood and juventuz.com
M_elleyan:close this thread
Diane weist:dont speak, dont speak
Melleyan: thsi thread is closed
Diane Weist: Dont . dont don't speak
Melleyan : Dp sucks
Prince:Sh.. shut up already, damn!
Tell me who in this house know about the quake? (We do)
I mean really, really
If U know how 2 rock say "Yeah" (Yeah)
If U know how 2 party say "Oh yeah" (Oh yeah)
But if U ain't hip 2 the rare housequake ... shut up already, damn!
Melleyan : Dp sucks
clint eastwood:I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? so go ahead make my day
M_elayan: what?
Samuel L jackson:Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er! Say "what" one more goddamn time
M_elayan: what?
Samuel L jackson:The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
M_elleyan now sleeps with the fishes
theme musis t o godfather plays in the background (weird)
Dennis Hopper: Poor people are crazy, Jack. I’m eccentric. Why are they messing with me, do they think i do this for fun?
Jack nicholson: Here's johhny
Haley Osment: I see dead people
M_elleyan: Dp sucks
Tupac: what the hell is matter with your punk ass? Yo u do nothing but diss, copy and pace from football sites and put smile and thumbs up similies whenever anyone disses Dp
God: is that you tupac, i thought i sent you to hell
Tupac: i went there but even there is worse, no fire for my barbecue and sh.. i mean stuff, with satan saying he going on a vegan diet, he been weightlifting like a mother... i mean like its going out of business, and the stuff you see there are nothing youd see in prison let alone in a gym
God: anyways if you are gonna stay here you have tobehave yourself
Tupac: okay but i got one request cos as soon as elton john gets here that punk is mine, imagine damaging my rep by making like we did a duet, tupac and elton john, whats up with that?
Diana: I will kill him before you do, he could not be bothered to write me a song instead he does a rehash of marilyn moinroe
Marilyn: Diamonds are a girl's best friend
If I gave u diamonds and pearls
Would u be a happy boy or a girl
If I could I would give u the world
But all I can do is just offer u my love
Oliver hardy: another fine mess u got me into
Belushi: we are on a mission from god
God: tupac, you got a lot of explaing to do or is that lucy?
We have to go to Turin as we have Moggi in a nightclub
Reporter: luciano what are you doing here?
Moggi: i got ryhthm and you know i got soul
It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you
Without a strong rhyme to step to
Think of how many weak shows you slept through
Time's up, I'm sorry I kept you
Thinking of this, you keep repeating you miss
The rhymes from the microphone soloist
And you sit by the radio, hand on the dial, soon
As you hear it, pump up the volume
Dance wit the speaker 'till you hear it blow,
Then plug in the headphone 'cause here it go
It's a 4 letter word when it's heard, it control
your body to dance (You got it) soul,
Reporter: knock it off, everyone knows u have no soul just ask ancellotti
You know what
I like the playettes
No diggity, no doubt
Play on playette
Play on playette
Yo Dre, drop the verse
It's going down, face the Blackstreet
The homies got RB, collab' creations
Pump like Athene, no doubt
I put it down, never slouch
As long as my credit can vouch
A dog couldn't catch me saying ouch
Tell me who can stop when Dre making moves
Attracting honeys like a magnet
Giving em eargasms with my mellow accent
Still moving this flavour
With the homies Blackstreet and Teddy
The original rump shakers
1-I like the way you work it
No diggity, I try to bag it up, bag it up
Reporter: what is he doing and why is he dressed like that with dak shades and would he keep his trousers up for godssakes, why is it down to his crack?
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you broke up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)
Reporter: will you behave yourself moggi and stop holding your crotch, who do you think you are......
.....Michael jackson: I am free and but i was bad really really bad, but now i am free
Well they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true
But my friend you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through...
Because I'm bad, I'm bad-come on
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad-you know it
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad-come on, you know
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
She said I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round
She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
Reporter: oh my goodness now he is doing the moonwalk and backsliding and allsorts of things, moggi will you get a grip
All you ladies pop that thing like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't quit
All you ladies pop that thing like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't quit
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick this, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
Lick this just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my ... just like that
My Neck, my back
Lick my ... just like that
My Neck, my back
Lick my ... just like that
My Neck, my back
Lick my ... just like that
My Neck, my back
Lick my ... just like that
Reporter: oh my god now what is he doing? I think he has fainted
Moggi collapses on the dance floor after 1 bump and grind to many, he is taken by an ambulance to the hospital where we believe he is now in a state of coma but before he went into comatose, he said 1 word and that word is............
Orson welles: Rosebud
Danny Vito: On that mysterious note we leave you and remember to keep it on the qt and very hush hush
M_elleyan:close this thread
Diane weist:dont speak, dont speak
Melleyan: thsi thread is closed
Diane Weist: Dont . dont don't speak
Melleyan : Dp sucks
Prince:Sh.. shut up already, damn!
Tell me who in this house know about the quake? (We do)
I mean really, really
If U know how 2 rock say "Yeah" (Yeah)
If U know how 2 party say "Oh yeah" (Oh yeah)
But if U ain't hip 2 the rare housequake ... shut up already, damn!
Melleyan : Dp sucks
clint eastwood:I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? so go ahead make my day
M_elayan: what?
Samuel L jackson:Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er! Say "what" one more goddamn time
M_elayan: what?
Samuel L jackson:The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
M_elleyan now sleeps with the fishes
theme musis t o godfather plays in the background (weird)
Dennis Hopper: Poor people are crazy, Jack. I’m eccentric. Why are they messing with me, do they think i do this for fun?
Jack nicholson: Here's johhny
Haley Osment: I see dead people
M_elleyan: Dp sucks
Tupac: what the hell is matter with your punk ass? Yo u do nothing but diss, copy and pace from football sites and put smile and thumbs up similies whenever anyone disses Dp
God: is that you tupac, i thought i sent you to hell
Tupac: i went there but even there is worse, no fire for my barbecue and sh.. i mean stuff, with satan saying he going on a vegan diet, he been weightlifting like a mother... i mean like its going out of business, and the stuff you see there are nothing youd see in prison let alone in a gym
God: anyways if you are gonna stay here you have tobehave yourself
Tupac: okay but i got one request cos as soon as elton john gets here that punk is mine, imagine damaging my rep by making like we did a duet, tupac and elton john, whats up with that?
Diana: I will kill him before you do, he could not be bothered to write me a song instead he does a rehash of marilyn moinroe
Marilyn: Diamonds are a girl's best friend
If I gave u diamonds and pearls
Would u be a happy boy or a girl
If I could I would give u the world
But all I can do is just offer u my love
Oliver hardy: another fine mess u got me into
Belushi: we are on a mission from god
God: tupac, you got a lot of explaing to do or is that lucy?
We have to go to Turin as we have Moggi in a nightclub
Reporter: luciano what are you doing here?
Moggi: i got ryhthm and you know i got soul
It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you
Without a strong rhyme to step to
Think of how many weak shows you slept through
Time's up, I'm sorry I kept you
Thinking of this, you keep repeating you miss
The rhymes from the microphone soloist
And you sit by the radio, hand on the dial, soon
As you hear it, pump up the volume
Dance wit the speaker 'till you hear it blow,
Then plug in the headphone 'cause here it go
It's a 4 letter word when it's heard, it control
your body to dance (You got it) soul,
Reporter: knock it off, everyone knows u have no soul just ask ancellotti
You know what
I like the playettes
No diggity, no doubt
Play on playette
Play on playette
Yo Dre, drop the verse
It's going down, face the Blackstreet
The homies got RB, collab' creations
Pump like Athene, no doubt
I put it down, never slouch
As long as my credit can vouch
A dog couldn't catch me saying ouch
Tell me who can stop when Dre making moves
Attracting honeys like a magnet
Giving em eargasms with my mellow accent
Still moving this flavour
With the homies Blackstreet and Teddy
The original rump shakers
1-I like the way you work it
No diggity, I try to bag it up, bag it up
Reporter: what is he doing and why is he dressed like that with dak shades and would he keep his trousers up for godssakes, why is it down to his crack?
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you broke up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)
Reporter: will you behave yourself moggi and stop holding your crotch, who do you think you are......
.....Michael jackson: I am free and but i was bad really really bad, but now i am free
Well they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true
But my friend you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through...
Because I'm bad, I'm bad-come on
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad-you know it
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad-come on, you know
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
She said I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round
She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
Reporter: oh my goodness now he is doing the moonwalk and backsliding and allsorts of things, moggi will you get a grip
All you ladies pop that thing like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't quit
All you ladies pop that thing like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't quit
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick this, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
Lick this just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my ... just like that
My Neck, my back
Lick my ... just like that
My Neck, my back
Lick my ... just like that
My Neck, my back
Lick my ... just like that
My Neck, my back
Lick my ... just like that
Reporter: oh my god now what is he doing? I think he has fainted
Moggi collapses on the dance floor after 1 bump and grind to many, he is taken by an ambulance to the hospital where we believe he is now in a state of coma but before he went into comatose, he said 1 word and that word is............
Orson welles: Rosebud
Danny Vito: On that mysterious note we leave you and remember to keep it on the qt and very hush hush
